Thursday Joke

[mrk]

Hah! the SEO one is the best!

*goes to facebook it*

 

[Redman]

In this thread - Loads of jokes posted from sickipedia.org

And is every joke you've ever told or heard original? Sicki is just a collection posted by users, just like this thread.

 

[Skilid]

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

LOL

 

[Deiwos]

And is every joke you've ever told or heard original? Sicki is just a collection posted by users, just like this thread.

Not in the slightest and I don't have a problem with repeating jokes it's just always courteous to reference your source, particularly when it's sickipedia

 

[Dunners]

A mate of mine told me he's shagging his girlfriend aswell as her twin.

I said "how can you tell them apart?"

He said "her brothers got a moustache"

 

[MOOGLEYS]

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his nuts.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

 

[-|ScottFree|-]

I was walking around in Ipswich last weekend and this bloke on a Tractor drove past shouting "Its the end of the world".

Just then a little old lady tapped me on the shoulder and said " Don't worry son , its only Farmer Geddon".