Thursday Joke

And is every joke you've ever told or heard original? Sicki is just a collection posted by users, just like this thread.

Not in the slightest and I don't have a problem with repeating jokes it's just always courteous to reference your source, particularly when it's sickipedia :)
 
A mate of mine told me he's shagging his girlfriend aswell as her twin.

I said "how can you tell them apart?"

He said "her brothers got a moustache"
 
Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his nuts.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"
 
I was walking around in Ipswich last weekend and this bloke on a Tractor drove past shouting "Its the end of the world".

Just then a little old lady tapped me on the shoulder and said " Don't worry son , its only Farmer Geddon".
 
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