TITANIC - Milk that cow..

qqg3 · 17 Nov 2011 at 02:11

Well they have released the promotional trailer for the 3D IMAX release of Titanic next year.

http://www.youtube.com/titanicmovie

I might try and see it somewhere decent to be honest. Its a sappy film but a very good sappy film at that.

Grandmaster Fap! · 17 Nov 2011 at 02:15

Great movie but i never want to hear Celine Dion ever again!!!!

TheVoice · 17 Nov 2011 at 02:24

I'd be more interested in a 3D release of Titanic 2.

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2011 at 07:36

TheVoice said:
I'd be more interested in a 3D release of Titanic 2.

How can you possibly make a sequal?

mistercrabb · 17 Nov 2011 at 08:52

DJMK4 said:
How can you possibly make a sequal?

Well, It turns out it never really sank, and it was just a conspiracy.
Jack Dawson's son (an FBI officer) gets sucked into a plot to set off a nuclear bomb in the USA, and it turns out that the Titanic has been converted into a floating nuclear silo which is currently hidden in the Antarctic.

He gets fired from the FBI for following this crazy idea and is forced to go on his own with a ragtag bunch of ex-cops to intercept the Titanic before it can start World War 3.

Co Starring Will Ferrell.

Kanifee · 17 Nov 2011 at 09:00

sounds good lol!

Liquidfox · 17 Nov 2011 at 10:23

mistercrabb said:
Well, It turns out it never really sank, and it was just a conspiracy.
Jack Dawson's son (an FBI officer) gets sucked into a plot to set off a nuclear bomb in the USA, and it turns out that the Titanic has been converted into a floating nuclear silo which is currently hidden in the Antarctic.

He gets fired from the FBI for following this crazy idea and is forced to go on his own with a ragtag bunch of ex-cops to intercept the Titanic before it can start World War 3.

Co Starring Will Ferrell.

Who needs legions of highly paid writers when you've got this guy?

KIA · 17 Nov 2011 at 14:02

Reckon we'll get a Blu-ray release?

IRLeetly · 17 Nov 2011 at 14:04

mistercrabb said:
Well, It turns out it never really sank, and it was just a conspiracy.
Jack Dawson's son (an FBI officer) gets sucked into a plot to set off a nuclear bomb in the USA, and it turns out that the Titanic has been converted into a floating nuclear silo which is currently hidden in the Antarctic.

He gets fired from the FBI for following this crazy idea and is forced to go on his own with a ragtag bunch of ex-cops to intercept the Titanic before it can start World War 3.

Co Starring Will Ferrell.

With cgi'd polar bears?

shine · 17 Nov 2011 at 14:15

mistercrabb said:
Well, It turns out it never really sank, it was a cover up to hide aliens.

Jack Dawson's son (a security guard with a drinking problem) gets sucked into a plot to set off a nuclear bomb in the USA and it turns out that the Titanic has been converted into a floating nuclear silo which is currently hidden in the Antarctic by the Aliens who are ready to reveal their presence and take over the world by starting WW3.

He gets fired follows this crazy idea and is forced to go on his own with a ragtag bunch of ex-secuirty guards to intercept the Titanic before it can start World War 3.

Co-starring Will Ferrell & Adam Sandler.

Made for TV version!

Chandler_90 · 17 Nov 2011 at 17:20

Winslet's breasts in IMAX 3D??

AYE!

SexyGreyFox · 17 Nov 2011 at 19:33

DJMK4 said:
How can you possibly make a sequal?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

and

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472570/

GSXRMovistar · 17 Nov 2011 at 21:51

Dimple said:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

and

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472570/

More importantly:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2011 at 23:01

Dimple said:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

and

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472570/

The first one has a rating of 1. Something

SexyGreyFox · 17 Nov 2011 at 23:39

DJMK4 said:
The first one has a rating of 1. Something

There aren't many films I don't finish but that was one of them.

TheVoice · 18 Nov 2011 at 00:57

Dimple said:
There aren't many films I don't finish but that was one of them.

I watched the whole thing last year, rather amusing in a "this is utterly terrible" sort of way.

It's never a good sign when you see this anyway:

Director:
Shane Van Dyke
Writer:
Shane Van Dyke
Stars:
Shane Van Dyke

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2011 at 08:48

mistercrabb said:
Well, It turns out it never really sank, and it was just a conspiracy.
Jack Dawson's son (an FBI officer) gets sucked into a plot to set off a nuclear bomb in the USA, and it turns out that the Titanic has been converted into a floating nuclear silo which is currently hidden in the Antarctic.

He gets fired from the FBI for following this crazy idea and is forced to go on his own with a ragtag bunch of ex-cops to intercept the Titanic before it can start World War 3.

Co Starring Will Ferrell.

That's amazing

HEADRAT · 18 Nov 2011 at 12:49

"Put you hands on me Jack" (put my hands on your what!!!)

HEADRAT

quickshot89 · 18 Nov 2011 at 13:54

nothing like milking a sinking ship

Cosimo · 18 Nov 2011 at 14:27

DJMK4 said:
How can you possibly make a sequal?

Raise the Titanic.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081400/