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I threw a few things at cars when I was younger, aged around 6 or 7. Looking back on it I kind of wish someone had stopped and given me a good kicking.
To the ****ing ****s who just egged my car...
- Thread starter Gaygle
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The other moth I was driving tomy parents house, and there was a kid at the side if the road, cant have been more than 5, hurled a massive handfulmof gravel at the side of my car and ran off behinnd the houses.....little ****
The other moth I was driving tomy parents house, and there was a kid at the side if the road, cant have been more than 5, hurled a massive handfulmof gravel at the side of my car and ran off behinnd the houses.....little ****
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I wouldnt be suprised too if the shell has chipped your paint to hell.
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That looks more like spew to me
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The other moth I was driving tomy parents house when postman delivery letter an egg onto my car when it been snowing.
LOL wut
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That looks more like spew to me
Haha, could be, could be. Either 'projectile' can and will damage the paint in such a way.
Whatever it is, paintwork on the bonnet and only the bonnet (wings are fine) is damaged, can't usually be seen in normal conditions, but in bright light it is very obvious.
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I once jumped out of my seat, hopped over the door and changed some little gobpoops off whilst leaving my car running in the middle of a main road with the roof down outside the doors of 3 busy pubs. They had thrown something at the car.
Thankfully, nobody was gay enough to steal an MX-5 and I realised my stupidity of just leaving it. The things you do when you're right on the edge of rage and someone puts the icing on the cake. Normally I mount the pavement and throw petals at them. That said, I love getting in and out the car without opening the doors, it's badass, even in an MX-5.
Thankfully, nobody was gay enough to steal an MX-5 and I realised my stupidity of just leaving it. The things you do when you're right on the edge of rage and someone puts the icing on the cake. Normally I mount the pavement and throw petals at them. That said, I love getting in and out the car without opening the doors, it's badass, even in an MX-5.
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awaits gaygles thread tommorow about the police chapping his door and arresting him for dangerous/careless driving after picking the above up on cctw
whilst the scrotes get off scot free.
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Bah, that's pretty bad
Yolk get them next time I'm sure!
Hopefully there won't be a next time though
Yolk get them next time I'm sure!
Hopefully there won't be a next time though
awaits gaygles thread tommorow about the police chapping his door and arresting him for dangerous/careless driving after picking the above up on cctw
Lol. I feared for my life and thought that it may have been a highjack attempt. Thank goodness that it wasn't and it was just the egg attack.
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I had my car egged back when I had my Leon. Overnight sometime whilst parked on the drive someone egged it (and only my car) in the entire street.
One on the back windscreen and right under the rear spoiler thingy - under and around the high brake light. The second egg hit the vertical section of the boot just under the badge
It left what looked like a cobwebbed pattern at the impact site and stains that took me about an hour of hard work using scratch x to remove. I was gutted
//edit: Picture! damage
One on the back windscreen and right under the rear spoiler thingy - under and around the high brake light. The second egg hit the vertical section of the boot just under the badge
It left what looked like a cobwebbed pattern at the impact site and stains that took me about an hour of hard work using scratch x to remove. I was gutted
//edit: Picture! damage
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Egging and the Law
Anyone who has ever had their car egged knows how difficult it can be to remove. Most vandals attack under the veil of night to prevent being seen or caught. Since most victims sleep at night, they find the unpleasant surprise in the morning, long after the egg has had the time to cause permanent damage. Laws against the crime have been stiffened in the past few years, and the punishment to those caught in the act of egging cars and houses is much more severe than it used to be.
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pmsl after reading that ... pleasant dreams
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lol
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Once more in English please?
Surely I don't need to explain this?. Although if you guys don't visit the GD sections of the forums here, maybe I might need to explain a wee bit?.
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Be thankful it was just an egg. I've had a half brick chucked at the Fabia. It left a lovely dent. 6 inches higher and it'd have gone through the passenger front window... 
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