I once cycled to the hospital after smashing my foot to pieces after dropping a 20kg weight on to it. I used Tesco bag to contain the blood. I remember the pain.. Fortunately, the hospital was only a mile up the road.. No ***** at the gym offed me a lift!! (cough cough Tysonator)
When I saw the triage nurse she said there's was quite a bit of blood in the bag. I replied, "Don't waste it - Well every little helps"
She squeezed my foot harder
Do I win now?