Too fat to work woman caught stealing cakes...

MaxP779 · 12 Jun 2014 at 01:44

Looks like old news but I dunno if its been posted before, I found it absolutely hillarious!!

Hurr durrr im too fat to work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARVUy43lOQ

Hurr durr im also too fat to outrun Sainsbury’s security

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-complain-fat-job-caught-stealing-cakes.html

OhEsEcks · 12 Jun 2014 at 01:46

Ah. A Daily Mail link. I was wondering what I had to get myself into a frothy mouthed frenzy about today!

diamount · 12 Jun 2014 at 01:47

This Morning is the mouthpiece of the Daily Mail.

window · 12 Jun 2014 at 02:05

Shes not too fat to work. We have a woman at my place whos bigger than her yet still manages to get off her arse every day and earn a decent living.

jh30uk · 12 Jun 2014 at 02:14

She could go self employed an hire herself out for kids to bounce on like a castle at parties.

Reaper 392 · 12 Jun 2014 at 02:29

Judging by what I saw of the video, she isn't directly saying "hurr durr I can't work because I'm fat". She seems to be applying to loads of jobs, and has been to a few interviews, but feels that her being fat makes her less likely to be chosen at the interview stage. Whether that is true, or whether the other people were just better than her at the interview stage we just don't know.

dowie · 12 Jun 2014 at 02:38

love the daily fail comments section:

Try stealing salad next time

Nix · 12 Jun 2014 at 02:58

Well a criminal record isn't going to help now is it?

Is she going to blame that on being fat too?

Also, let's just take a moment and remember what a truly horrible woman Katie Hopkins is.

Sankari · 12 Jun 2014 at 03:05

Take her to the knackers and melt her down for soap.

Nix said:
Also, let's just take a moment and remember what a truly horrible woman Katie Hopkins is.

^^ This.

No luck melting her down for soap, the best you can do is crush her and use the remains as landfill.

Efour · 12 Jun 2014 at 04:54

What kind of retard goes on national TV, sat next to Katie Hopkins, to be publicly made into a laughing stock/freak show.

Some people just don't know when to keep their mouth shut and accept it.

youtube search "katie hopkins owned" god she is such a thick nobody vile woman

god sake now im watching This morning....

Malevolence · 12 Jun 2014 at 06:08

OhEsEcks said:
Ah. A Daily Mail link.

One from over a year ago too.

OhEsEcks · 12 Jun 2014 at 06:12

Malevolence said:
One from over a year ago too.

DON'T INTERRUPT MY UNRESTRAINED RAGE! SO IT'S FROM A YEAR AGO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THE FAT PEOPLE HAVE WON! BROKEN BRITAIN IS FINISHED! I'M MOVING TO A COUNTRY WITH AN EVEN LARGER ETHNICALLY DIVERSE POPULACE THAN BRITAIN AND I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT TEN TIMES MORE THAN I DO HERE WHEN I GET THERE! STINKING ABBOS! WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO HOME! AUSTRALIA WAS MADE FOR THE WHITE MAN! AND WHO LET THE ASIANS IN!? OH GREAT AND THERE'S A TURBAN COMING, MUST BE A MUSLIM! BET HE'S GOT AN ISLAMIC RAY GUN UNDER THAT DASHIKI!

Cosimo · 12 Jun 2014 at 07:04

Malevolence said:
One from over a year ago too.

Just imagine how fat they are now.....

ValiantUK91 · 12 Jun 2014 at 07:35

There's a woman where i work and shes a lot bigger than her, tbh shes sitting down most the day until its break/dinner or she needs make a bru but she can still work

MooMoo444 · 12 Jun 2014 at 07:49

She looks kinda cute imo, if she made the effort to lose weight she'd be stunning.

Sho · 12 Jun 2014 at 07:53

The Geezer · 12 Jun 2014 at 07:56

OhEsEcks said:
DON'T INTERRUPT MY UNRESTRAINED RAGE! SO IT'S FROM A YEAR AGO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THE FAT PEOPLE HAVE WON! BROKEN BRITAIN IS FINISHED! I'M MOVING TO A COUNTRY WITH AN EVEN LARGER ETHNICALLY DIVERSE POPULACE THAN BRITAIN AND I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT TEN TIMES MORE THAN I DO HERE WHEN I GET THERE! STINKING ABBOS! WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO HOME! AUSTRALIA WAS MADE FOR THE WHITE MAN! AND WHO LET THE ASIANS IN!? OH GREAT AND THERE'S A TURBAN COMING, MUST BE A MUSLIM! BET HE'S GOT AN ISLAMIC RAY GUN UNDER THAT DASHIKI!

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FinglisHobbit · 12 Jun 2014 at 08:02

I'd rather a fat shoplifter working for me than that vile pointless mutant Katie Hopkins.

As someone said, why would you go on TV to sit next to some muppet who gets paid to be condescending?

What's funny is the headline and the story initially annoyed me, but then scrolling down and seeing that ***** actually incited real rage inside me.

As for the fat girl. Well shoplifting would never look good on a cv, but to have it broadcast nationally certainly isn't going to do her job search any favours.

413x · 12 Jun 2014 at 08:10

Watching to 15 seconds
Ok she looks big but not huge

Watching to 21 secs
I felt ill

But then fat girls do have that affect on me Tbh

Erich Kriegler · 12 Jun 2014 at 08:13

LOL FATTIES