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Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they were dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "?ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go? The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"

"Good Night and Good Luck" :D
 
Chadd said:
didn't find it funny.
so i'll save the thread ..
What's blue and smells like red paint?
blue paint
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If thats saving the thread then i shall join you in "saving" the thread with this classic..

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
Get in the car....
 
One night a wino was wandering the streets looking for a place to sleep for the night. He
was so tired that he ended up crashing in the parking lot of a gay club. That night two
drunk patrons are walking to their car and see the wino crashed out by the back dumpster.
They walk over to him, flip him over and start doing the deed. When they are done they
slip $10 in his pocket and walk away.

The next morning the wino wakes up and finds $10 in his pocket. He rushes over to the
nearest liquor store and says, "Give me $10 of your cheapest liquor!". The clerk obliges.
That night he falls asleep in the same parking lot. At the end of the evening the same two
patrons walk out of the bar and see him again. They walk over to him, flip him over and
do a repeat job on him, but this time they leave $20 for him.

The next morning the wino finds the money and goes to the same liquor store and says, "Give
me $20 of your best liquor. The clerk looks at him and says, "You could get more if you get
the cheap stuff. The wino replies, "I know, but that cheap **** makes my ass hurt."
 
Arjun806 said:
One night a wino was wandering the streets looking for a place to sleep for the night. He
was so tired that he ended up crashing in the parking lot of a gay club. That night two
drunk patrons are walking to their car and see the wino crashed out by the back dumpster.
They walk over to him, flip him over and start doing the deed. When they are done they
slip $10 in his pocket and walk away.

The next morning the wino wakes up and finds $10 in his pocket. He rushes over to the
nearest liquor store and says, "Give me $10 of your cheapest liquor!". The clerk obliges.
That night he falls asleep in the same parking lot. At the end of the evening the same two
patrons walk out of the bar and see him again. They walk over to him, flip him over and
do a repeat job on him, but this time they leave $20 for him.

The next morning the wino finds the money and goes to the same liquor store and says, "Give
me $20 of your best liquor. The clerk looks at him and says, "You could get more if you get
the cheap stuff. The wino replies, "I know, but that cheap **** makes my ass hurt."
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:(
 
gord said:
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile robin!
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Fixed :)


One more...

Mr & Mrs Blobby are in bed.

Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly bob blubbly blib".

Mr Blobby says "Just ****ing swallow it! "

:D hahahaha
 
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