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VFM Addict · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:55

Phate said:
I do wonder how many people clocked this thread as a joke and how many people took it seriously

Yep, that was worrying me a bit too....

Phate · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:57

Lucero said:
Why are you only posting this joke now?

I thought, you, Lucero, yes you personally, needed reminding of it

The Halk · 2 Feb 2011 at 23:04

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.

I have more

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2011 at 23:15

Worst flap joke I've heard in ages.

The Halk · 2 Feb 2011 at 23:25

If you're an athelete and want to disguise stereoid taking, then run a little bit slower.

Mr-White · 2 Feb 2011 at 23:29

Surely her fault for not specifying what flaps meant and a loop whole in your verbal contract

MW

jp_bl_68 · 3 Feb 2011 at 01:06

lol, flaps

Talking of camping/raping people, did anyone read today's Happiness and Cyanide? Not sure I can post it here but it's a cracker.

Tom0 · 3 Feb 2011 at 01:41

kenmare said:
Guy in your picture looks like he is sucking a black dong.

Jussayin'

*mindbleach*

You've just RUINED that sig for me.

Pate · 3 Feb 2011 at 01:43

Tom0 said:
*mindbleach*

You've just RUINED that sig for me.

Now it just looks like a guy in varying stages of an orgasm

"andy" · 3 Feb 2011 at 01:44

keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge in case someone wants black coffee or even tea.

asim18 · 3 Feb 2011 at 02:56

I think some of you are missing the fact that the poor girl was ASLEEP WHILE HE RAPED HER! OMFG!