I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time ---
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was
that why I was in the hospital.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street
licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.
my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time ---
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was
that why I was in the hospital.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street
licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.
