Tuesday Joke? Sorry if it's old.

[yantorsen]

Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

just read the saturday joke thread thingy. the same joke was in there. sorry guys. fail thread, mods close please.

 

[platinum87]

Not a joke? i like my jokes with a punchline

 

[Moobert]

0% of people thought this was a good joke.

 

[Morba]

Yant, you are brim full of fail sir.

 

[yantorsen]

A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm.

Fits this then.

guess this fails then

 

[Janesy B]

0 out of 10 people surveyed enjoyed this thread.

 

[iamdjdz]

Re-ban tbh.

 

[pingwing]

Re-ban tbh.

agreed

 

[Moobert]

0 out of 10 people surveyed enjoyed this thread.

mmm......

 

[A.N.Other]

10 out of 10 people didn't laugh at the OP.

 

[J.B]

It wasnt funny the first time, its not funny this time.

You're going straight to hell.

 

[something daft already!!]

Miyab owlsa key wivdayal ight

 

[Morba]

Miyab owlsa key wivdayal ight

take the **** out of your mouth and say that again, we might understand you ;]

 

[CliffyBiro]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

 

[platinum87]

i was on the phone with HQ and we have decided to back your joke

9/10

 

[yantorsen]

But only 1 out of 7 dwarfs is grumpy

 

[iamdjdz]

But only 1 out of 7 dwarfs is grumpy

NO, NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

 

[A.N.Other]

But only 1 out of 7 dwarfs is grumpy

Perhaps, but you'd have to be Dopey to find that joke funny

 

[Janesy B]

I have said it once, I shall say it again.

 

[Cob]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Almost made the thread worth entering.