Very loud computer coming from outside my back garden.

[-Exodus-]

it's microsoft coming for ye, i hope you've got a legit copy

 

[ChrisJSY]

Play the log on sound back loudly right after.

 

[Edward78]

An episode of Futurama explains it all clearly. There is a robot graveyard nearby where a damaged modem is projecting their likeness into your garden. Your best bet it to grab a spade and get digging!

LoL, I was gonna look that up on youtube & post it.

 

[DJMK4]

It's Bill Gates, you know them adverts that flash really fast causing you to think about the product resulting in you wanting to buy it...Think about it

I know if i heard the windows sound in my sleep id get straight up and walk to the nearest outlet selling a copy of Windows.

It's a ploy, a dark and money making ploy I tell you

 

[misterPK]

Hmm, sounds strangely familiar......sort of.....ish......

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17808164

PK!

 

[DJMK4]

Manbearpig, preloaded with windows startup.wav & windows shutdown.wav

 

[CliffyBiro]

Bill Gates' mating call perhaps?

 

[LOAM]

its someone's cat using your wifi to download kiddy porn, your going to jail my son

 

[SourChipmunk]

3:00a is the default time for the Windows Updater to run.

 

[Globul]

Are you his stalker???

Yes

 

[Jumpingmedic]

Banana Phone Flash

lol, that was my first thought upon reading the OP

 

[Sin_Chase]

3:00a is the default time for the Windows Updater to run.

Indeed, with a Local GP configured to auto-reboot on a system with no password

 

[sxndy]

I would move out asap if I were you

 

[MikeHunt79]

camp out in your gerden...

 

[PiKe]

EMP, it's the only way.

 

[wildman]

quick, make yourslef a hat from this:

they is trying to readz your mindz and ownz all your bases !!!!