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The worst jokes are the best!
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The worst jokes are the best!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised
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No.
My last entry... not very 'PC' and one or two swearies, but it did make me laugh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cFlplRarCY&ab_channel=TheMastema
Edit: can't embed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cFlplRarCY&ab_channel=TheMastema
Edit: can't embed.
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I asked my 7 year old son for his best joke, so here it is -
What league, do potatoes play football in?
What league, do potatoes play football in?
The Championchip
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What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!
What's blue and fluffy?
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding it's breath!
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Really would have been funnier if he hadn't bigged it up to be so funny first. At the end I chuckled but thought "oh was that it?"
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Happy NVME winning day. I can't believe Vincy has done this esp the quantity. Absolute gem of a prize.
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Dad entered a tanning contest last summer
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Did you hear about that guy that fell into a well?
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Father: What would you like for Christmas, son?
Son: I want a new computer. It has to use the best AMD components, none of that NVIDA tosh. It has to be something I can use without the confines of treacherous proprietary software from bourgeois developers so I can have a true FOSS experience!
Father: What's the magic word, son?
Son: sudo
He got bronze
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Did you hear about that guy that fell into a well?
He couldn't see that well
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Father: What would you like for Christmas, son?
Son: I want a new computer. It has to use the best AMD components, none of that NVIDA tosh. It has to be something I can use without the confines of treacherous proprietary software from bourgeois developers so I can have a true FOSS experience!
Father: What's the magic word, son?
Son: sudo
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My nephew got sacked from his job at a local sandwich shop last week.
He's going to try and do them for unfair dismissal, apparently he was in the middle of serving a customer and his manager came up to him and said that they've found someone else to fill the roll....
He's going to try and do them for unfair dismissal, apparently he was in the middle of serving a customer and his manager came up to him and said that they've found someone else to fill the roll....
Really would have been funnier if he hadn't bigged it up to be so funny first. At the end I chuckled but thought "oh was that it?"
It's the way he tells them I think, like the journey is just as important as, or maybe even more important than, the destination.
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The journey was very funny, the destination made me wish I'd known the journey was just as important.
I do like him.
The journey was very funny, the destination made me wish I'd known the journey was just as important.
I do like him.
Well, tallying up all the times you laughed throughout probably makes it all worthwhile.
Having a few 'big Glasgow women' in the family, I can definitely see any one of them being the woman in the story, so that added to it for me.
It's not his funniest story, just someone happened to send me it at the time and I thought I'd put it in this thread.
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