Virus (medical) at the moment!

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Anyone else got this diarrhoea and sickness virus at the minute? I'm mega suffering and considering phoning in sick tomorrow.

I'm just looking for others going through it so I feel a bit better :(
 
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No. But one of my gums is tearing as a wisdom tooth comes through. I'd rather be suffering ring sting to be honest.
 
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Don't phone in sick, just plug your arse with a nice big cork, and then cover in gaffer tape. You'll be fine for the whole day.

I'm a doctor, I know what I'm talking about.
 
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Don't phone in sick, just plug your arse with a nice big cork, and then cover in gaffer tape. You'll be fine for the whole day.

I'm a doctor, I know what I'm talking about.

I literally did this today and it just came out the other end instead. Not good when you work in peoples houses fixing their broken virgin media products :)
 
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If you've read some of these threads about people going to fart, and then have a load of diarrhea come out of their back side, you'll stay at home and call in sick.
 
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If you've read some of these threads about people going to fart, and then have a load of diarrhea come out of their back side, you'll stay at home and call in sick.

I didn't get runny poo until about 10 minutes before my original post but have not been able to keep anything down all day, not even water :(
 
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I literally did this today and it just came out the other end instead. Not good when you work in peoples houses fixing their broken virgin media products :)

You'll need one of these as well in that case:

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go to your gp

Actually dont. GP's ask you dont visit them wiht D&V bugs as you just spread it about.

Stay in isolation and drink water. It will pass.

DO NOT GO TO WORK WHEN YOU HAVE D&V, OR FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS CLEAR OF SYMPTOMS.
 
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yep had this at the beginning of the week, bloody awful. Now my mothers got it, my two brothers, my girlfriend and my girlfriends mum...feel pretty guilty lol.
 
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Gp's are generally a waste of time, Yep this looks like you got a small bug here take some paracetamol. Four days later back in the GP's to get a high dose of antibiotics, oh wait to late it's a lung infection and off to the hospital.
 
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