Walk past her on the way to work. Wanna ask her out. Anyone done this, suggestions!?

[Cosimo]

Plan of action:

Day 1 – smile
Day2 – “morning”
Day3 – “Hi”
Day 4 – smile and wink, “hello”
Day 5 – “do you fancy a drink?”
Day 6 – follow her
Day 7 - beaten up by husband/boyfriend

 

[arknor]

you "walk past her on the way to work"

sorry bro you dont have a car so no chance

 

[LOAM]

get drunk, tell her you love her, shout it at her and wet yourself for added emphasis.

 

[Deadbeat]

you "walk past her on the way to work"

sorry bro you dont have a car so no chance

OP doesn't live in Newcastle. Cars aren't so easy to steal everywhere else.

 

[snapdragon]

become gay and ask the shabby slightly older asian gentleman who runs the newsagents out for a drink

 

[[TW]Fox]

How do you know she is single? How do you know she isn't the most irritating person ever?

Do you know anything at all about her bar how she looks on her way to work?

 

[utajoker]

say hello and ask if she would like to go out some time?

if she says no find another route to work.

 

[Deadbeat]

How do you know she is single? How do you know she isn't the most irritating person ever?

Do you know anything at all about her bar how she looks on her way to work?

Why the hell would you not bother to find out? She could be scum, she could be fantastic, but the possibility that she's irritating isn't a good enough reason to not find out.

 

[cm1179]

shout BOO in her face tomorrow morning and see how she reacts the next time you see her

 

[Marky]

Remember, "no" is just a kinky way of saying "yes".

Damnit, why am I so rapey this morning?

LOL Epic quote

 

[Surfer]

I can sustain this..I can one day ask her out?!

lol ahhh young love!


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DO NOT DO THAT!

 

[Edrof]

OMG PICS PLS

 

[G-MAN2004]

"I've had a crush on you for years"

That's all you need to say. She'll be yours.

 

[BennyC]

But I cant get her outta my head for real ...ideas? Crap why does life have to be so complicated

This is not complicated. Get a grip man.

Walk over to her and just tell her you notice her every day and would like to take her for a drink.

Or,

Drive up in your car and ask if she wants a lift to where she's going. **** her then dump the body.

 

[Izi]

How do you know she is single? How do you know she isn't the most irritating person ever?

Do you know anything at all about her bar how she looks on her way to work?

he doesn't, do you ever? no one is psychic.

 

[IceBus]

Just walk up to her, and scream "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S MAKING THE VOICES COME AT NIGHT? TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT STOP"

If that doesn't work, just try asking her out for a coffee or lunch. Worst case scenario she says no, and you've lost absolutely nothing except for 5 seconds of time you're going to waste thinking about her anyway. After that you can get on with your life.

 

[Bumhucker]

Just saying 'hi' as you walk past a stranger seems weird. Just do the first idea that BennyC suggest a few posts up (not the second idea).

And if she says no, just walk a different route into work every single day from then onwards.

 

[wordy]

Another vote for chloroform.

 

[BennyC]

If things seem like they're starting to go down the ****** as you're asking her out just tell her you love her.

 

[Deadbeat]

he doesn't, do you ever? no one is psychic.

Looks like Fox has a personality survey for girls to fill out before he risks dating them.