Want a laugh:- Illegal Immigrant wants to be a Immigration Officer

Stephen7372 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:21

My mate who entered the country as an Illegal immigrant, got deported, allowed back in; married to become legal; thinks he will become an immigration officer !!

Why use many sentences when one will (won't) do !

4T5 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:27

Takes one to know one.

I kept it to 1 sentence for you.

JaFFa · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:30

Well I guess it actually makes sense, he has a good experience of where these people are coming from and how they think.

I dont see why he shouldnt be trying to get a useful job.

Jimmeh · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:39

Fair play to him. At least he's willing to work.

Tom0 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:47

How about getting a job in his own country

dirtydog · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:48

Stephen7372 said:
My mate who entered the country as an Illegal immigrant, got deported, allowed back in;

Why was he allowed back in? Just because he married an Englishwoman? :mad:

Stephen7372 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:52

dirtydog said:
Why was he allowed back in? Just because he married an Englishwoman?

It would seem so, was going to marry an English woman :confused:

He'll never admit any of it to me, his sister in laws boyfriend told me !

Stephen7372 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:53

Tom0 said:
How about getting a job in his own country

Algeria is hole

dirtydog · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:54

Stephen7372 said:
Algeria is hole

So will Britain be if he and all his chums come over here. Oh wait. Too late, it's already happened.

Jimmeh · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:55

dirtydog said:
So will Britain be if he and all his chums come over here. Oh wait. Too late, it's already happened.

Can. Open. Worms. Everywhere.

Greenlizard0 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:57

Tom0 said:
How about getting a job in his own country

At least he could be willing to give it a go and pay some taxes/i.e. of benifit to others? There are so many in this country who don't/aren't tbh...

He might be useful because of his experience, e.g. like a thief turning it around to become an antitheft expert or something.

Kol · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:58

Hmm, I understand people saying fair play to him for wanting a job, but an immigration office really ISN'T a job for an ex illegal immigrant. Can you imagine the outcome of this? People really should sit and think about the possibilites before saying it's a good choice of career for him.

Glaucus · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:58

You should phone the sun up, they probably pay you a few hundred squids for taht story.

dirtydog · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:58

greenlizard0 said:
At least he could be willing to give it a go and pay some taxes/i.e. of benifit to others? There are so many in this country who don't/aren't tbh...

He might be useful because of his experience, e.g. like a thief turning it around to become an antitheft expert or something.

If we let in everyone in the world whose country is a "hole" and who wants to work here, it would get a bit crowded wouldn't you say.

Greenlizard0 · 17 Apr 2006 at 10:59

dirtydog said:
So will Britain be if he and all his chums come over here. Oh wait. Too late, it's already happened.

Millions more chavs everywhere, yet perhaps a much smaller proportion of illegal immigrants makes the country a hole? That makes sense.

Glaucus · 17 Apr 2006 at 11:00

We should allow imigrants in who are willing to work, but we should ship scroungers off to there country. Fair trade me thinks.

4T5 · 17 Apr 2006 at 11:02

dirtydog said:
If we let in everyone in the world whose country is a "hole" and who wants to work here, it would get a bit crowded wouldn't you say.

It's already to overcrowded. There are far to many people on my island GET OFF MY LAND. :mad:

Before you start i dont care what colour you are just get out. Whites aswell all of you get out. This is a little island and there is a Massive continent not 30 miles east of here **** off there.
Simply down to space and quality of life. Just go elsewhere or stay in your own country and help sort that out. This is our country *** off to your own country.

Greenlizard0 · 17 Apr 2006 at 11:05

AcidHell2 said:
We should allow imigrants in who are willing to work, but we should ship scroungers off to there country. Fair trade me thinks.

Think that's a good idea. Let them come in, work (pay income tax), live here (pay 17.5% VAT on stuff they need) on a short contract system. Then review it e.g. yearly.

However since I doubt that they're ALL honest, and would easily be found I see a draw back being some would run away (and the Daily Mail will have to change it's undies at finding such a story).

dirtydog · 17 Apr 2006 at 11:05

malc30 said:
It's already to overcrowded. There are far to many people on my island GET OFF MY LAND.
Before you start i dont care what colour you are just get out. Whites aswell all of you get out. This is a little island and there is a Massive continent not 30 miles east of here **** off there.
Simply down to space and quality of life. Just go elsewhere or stay in your own country and help sort that out. This is our country *** off to your own country.

Yep. And the fact that they come here and work doesn't alter the fact that they take up space.

Greenlizard0 · 17 Apr 2006 at 11:09

dirtydog said:
Yep. And the fact that they come here and work doesn't alter the fact that they take up space.

But what if they pay taxes? A chav family who has no intention other to drink white lightening and breed should be shipped off to Algeria. Makes perfect sense to me.