Was burgled in the night....

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They stole all my lamps which is a bit strange?

Should be upset but I'm de-lighted.

 

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Oh.

Wow day ruined

 

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Some of you are alright..... Some

@Em3bbs was being deadly serious, know him personally and as he's from a bygone era (the 50s), I think this one confused his mind lol

 

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I think secretly the balance of +1 for this joke is higher than -1, just most people have a hard time admitting it

I liked it!

All is well!

The police caught a group of suspects trying to offload a vast quantity of lamps. The police think they were on glue, or some other kind of narcotic, when interviewed they all stuck together.

This seems like the kind of joke I'd say, but I didn't say it and therefore it is rubbish

 

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I exhaled with such force that I got spit on my screen, thanks.

I've met you before, this is your normal breathing, can't fool me young man.

 

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I've already got a terrible title isn't that enough?!

Plus think of the people in other sections who tag me in stuff, it will be confusing for everyone lol.

 

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He is fairly skinny, probably quite light.

Not everywhere

 

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I must have missed it too lol.

Wait has my username been edited? Quoted posts show the new name, but I see myself and my posts as me...


Edit*
That's a lie, I own nothing coloured red!

 

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@antijoke is the joker of ocuk surely