Was the toymaker in pinnochio a paedophile? (I am a paedophile and I'm coming out)

Metatron · 29 Oct 2010 at 02:45

In many ways he was the first RealDoll.

Thesaff · 29 Oct 2010 at 03:18

Have you been watching strange Hentai or something Kwerk

Thesaff · 29 Oct 2010 at 03:19

Justin said:
Worst "I'm a paedophile and I'm trying to blame it on Pinocchio thread" ever.

Yours was a lot better!

Things change I've changed · 29 Oct 2010 at 05:40

Paedofinder General is coming for you !

SeraphX · 29 Oct 2010 at 05:55

thread /fail

gepetto was not a paedo,

bettings are open on the OP having a crisis of conscience over a new hobby maybe? lol

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Oct 2010 at 07:25

'Gepetto' by 'Belly' (Tanya Donnelly, ex 'Throwing Muses') is a good song.

I think this is what the OP means.

Uriel · 29 Oct 2010 at 07:53

Just read the book to my son (who is too young to understand any of it) the other day. The whole thing is WAAAY trippy.

J.B · 29 Oct 2010 at 07:57

I dont really remember the film (or the book) that well but doesnt he just want a son?

Troll thread = fail.

markweatherill · 29 Oct 2010 at 08:24

What about 'UP' then?
Disney-Pixar's Up – an animated comedy adventure about a 78-year-old man who ties balloons to his house and flies away, with an 8-year-old stowaway.

eh? eh? 'UP', eh? snigger.

starfighter · 29 Oct 2010 at 08:29

Are you a paedophile?

Bleek · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:02

skippi90 said:
The pack of Toffos and a Sherbert Fountain poking from the inside pocket?

...or you could just be happy to see them?

Cosimo · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:07

Worst peado coming out thread I’ve seen.

Bleek · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:08

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Building Candy · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:10

Nix said:
What I'm trying to work out is what is it exactly about a raincoat and a beard that children find so irresistibly sexy?

Frankie Boyle said:
stop stealing my jokes

semi-pro waster · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:16

Of all the things you could pick up as wrong in Pinocchio you choose the rather wild supposition that Gepetto might be a paedophile? We're talking about a fairy story where the eponymous character has a nose that grows as he lies, is made out of wood and has a talking cricket as a friend yet you pick up a sub-text of paedophilia...

Freefaller · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:23

Some people are just twisted though SPW!

nydryl · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:26

I agree with the op. He even made him so that his wood kept growing longer and longer.

Bleek · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:28

The whole design wreaks of licking the barse.

mrk · 29 Oct 2010 at 09:35

I knew it!