Wednesday jokes

PermaChanged · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:07

Some hot water goes into a bar, the bar man shouts "Get out, you're already steaming"

ruffneck · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:10

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi."

ruffneck · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:11

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

PermaChanged · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:11

ruffneck said:
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi."

Did you miss Tuesdays jokes by chance?

EDIT: My bad, "man walks into a chippy" thread is what I meant.

ruffneck · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:14

Rusty_Noob said:
Did you miss Tuesdays jokes by chance?

obviously I did

Smit · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:24

simulatorman said:
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

sad but funny

Droolinggimp · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:27

Iraklis F.C. · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:31

^^ LOL

Droolinggimp · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:32

I have taken to making these silly headlines up out of being bored.. not much else to do in my spare time..

Droolinggimp · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:38

I have the Powerpoint template here if you want ago yourself.

Create headline, PrtScr, Paste into Paint and crop, save as jpeg. Done. Thats how I do it anyway.

Amakuma · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:52

Smit said:
sad but funny

I Chuckled

utajoker · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:56

Why did the farmer name his horse Blacksmith?

Because he kept making a bolt for the door!

Dutch Guy · 21 Apr 2010 at 13:56

lol at the Daily Fail, very good.

Saiyanthou · 21 Apr 2010 at 14:04

Two Dyslexics walk into a Bra!

PermaChanged · 21 Apr 2010 at 14:39

Saiyanthou said:
Two Dyslexics walk into a Bra!

Don't even go there, I'm lysdexic and I get my mucking words fuddled up.

Ascendancy · 21 Apr 2010 at 15:40

All this recent volcanic activity made me think, I wonder whether God's being made to smoke outside too.

redeye_uk · 21 Apr 2010 at 16:23

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Is this some kind of joke!?"