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The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past

and looks up and says "Hey Koala! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Whooooah dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
 
So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says: "Hey, maybe that's why I've been feeling so warm recently."

...
 
"Now as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mkay? It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mkay? That'd be bad, because drugs are bad, mkay?"

"There are times when you get suckered in by drugs and alcohol...." :D
 
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A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "big deal I only have to cough, and the entire planet
****'s itself."
 
A bear and a rabbit walking through the forest, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks;

"do you have problem with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies

"no why?"

So the bear wipes is ass with the rabbit.

KaHn
 
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