Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

Amp34 said:
12 sheets?! No wonder some people go through toilet roll like water...

6 sheets is easily sufficient unless it's very messy! I suggest you eat more fibre...:p
Click to expand...


What!! Im a wadder, no putting my fingers through, round the hand a few times, that must take 12 sheets for 1 wipe. A waste I know, but got to make sure.
 
Ghosteh said:
I know you're not referring to this scouser, but that's what fingernails are for :p.
Click to expand...

Not you no. But I hope the other scouser doesn't get offended that I think he's weird for not wanting a clean butt cause it's 'gay' :D.

Recently I've been fine, but for a few months earlier in the year, for no known reason, my poo turned into superglue and the only solution was either a wet tissue or a wet wipe. A wet tissue disintergrates and we don't have a bidet.

(Bidets are amazing)
 
taking this thread to the next step.

Are you a scruncher or a folder?

I'm a folder, i think its a bit ocd but im just used to it now, its like a ritual on the toilet for me.
 
I often use wet wipes,, the normal paper bog roll tends to smear all my human fecal matter over my butt cheeks, so then I have to use wet wipes and that clears the mess up, but then my but cheeks feel wet, so then I need to use normal paper bog roll again to dry up.

I often block the toilet cause of this, I hate it when I have to roll up the sleeve and put my arm down and finger the u bend to get things moving, makes me gag.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom