Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

Deific · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:47

Wet wipes just smear it around. They're useless.

parabolic · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:48

oh yeah....hands up who all looks at the paper on every wipe, that is so mingin to think about but everyone does it

ChroniC · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:50

I used to think bidets where foot washers for countries with lots of sand. I still did till about 2yrs ago. The reason being is that they're so low, who wants to sit on that when its that close to the floor, plus the tap bit doesnt point upwards it squirts forwards on some and would stick in your back, so are u supposed to use your hand.

Biohazard · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:52

Azza said:
Get yourself a Bidet instead.

My folks have had them for years it seems to be part and parcel in big bathrooms.

I used it for cleaning shoes in.

Disgusting little contraption.

Wouldn't want to use wetwipes, give me a damp feeling ass.

parabolic · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:52

i think you just squat over it and wait?

Biohazard · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:54

parabolic said:
i think you just squat over it and wait?

for what?

magic?

you turn on the tap and stick your crack in it, shake it all about and dry. Its perverted.

parabolic · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:56

lol, sounds like i need one!, but heck man, you wouldn't want to fall back on it then.......you could easily loose your anal virginity

Zatoichi.uK · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:00

parabolic said:
oh yeah....hands up who all looks at the paper on every wipe, that is so mingin to think about but everyone does it

But how else do you know how many more wipes are needed?

manbearpig · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:01

Cool story bro

Pate · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:02

parabolic said:
lol, sounds like i need one!, but heck man, you wouldn't want to fall back on it then.......you could easily loose your anal virginity

Hahahhaa

wozza2k · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:04

The GF usually likes the surprise...

kiwi · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:08

wozza2k said:
The GF usually likes the surprise...

For a minute I thought you meant she likes a lucky dip of dry and wet arse cleansers, disappointed when I realised.

tr1cky · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:19

Do you sit or stand when wiping?

Deleted member 77746 · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:20

slip a finger in there while your at it.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:24

FNGsam said:
taking this thread to the next step.

Are you a scruncher or a folder?

I'm a folder, i think its a bit ocd but im just used to it now, its like a ritual on the toilet for me.

This is not relevant to my interests but I'm horribly intrigued.

Tell us more how the folding operation works

Guest2 · 9 Sep 2010 at 21:44

Hungover wetwipe shower in a 1 man tent at a festival is terrible. They do come in handy for knocking the turds off toilet seats though

FNGsam · 9 Sep 2010 at 22:01

toilet time is very personal and i take it very seriously.

I fold the sheets at the tear mark, and normally use about 4 per wipe if i've been eating my greens. Its actually pretty calming when i get to the stage of folding

tr1cky · 9 Sep 2010 at 22:07

FNGsam said:
toilet time is very personal and i take it very seriously.

I fold the sheets at the tear mark, and normally use about 4 per wipe if i've been eating my greens. Its actually pretty calming when i get to the stage of folding

4!! that is abit steep. 3 tents to be perfect for me, depending on the quality of tissue!

mjt · 9 Sep 2010 at 22:07

Obviously they're better, but I can't imagine they're good for flushing down the loo.

You could always just wet the TP if you have a sink within reaching distance..

agnes · 9 Sep 2010 at 22:10

Surely they would cause hell in the plumbing system.

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