What did one snowman say to the other?
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Diana jokes saved the thread
Too soon dude, too soon.
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor!
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lol get over it? been 15 years and the media act like diana's still a huge thing that everyone's still shocked and mourning about. these jokes are hilarious
You have just upped this thread to the next level. Im sure theres more MJ fans than Diana fans on here
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You have just upped this thread to the next level. Im sure theres more MJ fans than Diana fans on here
in for a penny.......
Amy Winehouse walks into a bar.
the bar-tender walks over and says "sorry, we don't serve spirits in here".
What was Whitney Houston’s worst hit?
The one that killed her.
Man of Honour
Your sarcasm detector needs to be replaced.
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Why is Michael Jackson always late for work?
Because he likes to come in a little behind.
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Jade Goody looked great at her wedding
What is the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?
Not a hair out of place
What is the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?
A moped can reach 30
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What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
The jokes will get old.
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What did one OcUK member say to the other:
WINRAR
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What kind of dress was Princess Diana wearing that night?
A Blue Bonnet
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson ****ed kids.
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