What did one snowman say to the other?

ilcp said:
What does a mobile phone and lady diana have in common?

they both die when they go under a tunnel
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C.R.A.Z.Y said:
Must just be me then? I don't find jokes about peoples deaths to be remotely funny at all!
If someone was getting a cheap laugh about the death of someone I loved dearly I would find that extremely upsetting and hurtful, ergo I wouldn't do it to anyone else.
But that's the way I've been bought up , ''Do unto others as you would have them do unto you''
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Dead people jokes are hilarious whether I knew the person or not. Death is excessively feared by too many people, anyone can die at any time.

Dead Michael Jackson jokes were the funniest though, but I can't remember any.
 
mrbell1984 said:
What is the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas made it through the tunnel.
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Can I put a claim in for a new monitor as I just spat my beer over mine laughing :(

Im sorry but thats the best one yet :)


Whats brown and sticky?

A stick (I dont get out much)
 
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Interview with stevie wonder.

Interviewer-- So Mr Wonder you've had a long and illustrious career spanning many decades and have amassed a great wealth. You've been successful and have many friends in the industry. Do you thin that being blind has hindered you in anyway?

Stevie Wonder-- Thank you. I've worked very hard in this industry. My career has spanned a few generations. So no I don't think being blind has hindered me in any way. Plus It could be worse I could be black.
 
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