What did one snowman say to the other?

[mattyg]

What's on the "B" side of Candle in the Wind?
Crash, Bang, Wallop what a picture!

 

[mattyg]

What do you get if you cross the Queen, and the Duke of Edinburgh?

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Murdered in a tunnel in Paris

 

[estebanrey]

That's because they're not but you have to remember that a lot of the posters here are just kids.

 

[ennogs]

An ex girlfriend once accused me of being a paedophile.

So I said to her that's a a big word for a 5 year old.

 

[DefiantAsh]

Spoiler

I once saw a Worm,

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Wriggling on its belly.

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I watched it for a while,

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Then squashed it with my welly.

 

[Van Hellseek]

What did one snowman say to the other?

Ice to see you.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Agreed, the Thomas the tank engine one was the best in this thread

Thank You, Thank You

 

[Deleted member 77746]

That's because they're not but you have to remember that a lot of the posters here are just kids.

o O handbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain]

Full of win!

 

[Spenty]

 

[estebanrey]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

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Because he's black.

Please don't ban me

 

[estebanrey]

Must just be me then? I don't find jokes about peoples deaths to be remotely funny at all!

If someone was getting a cheap laugh about the death of someone I loved dearly I would find that extremely upsetting and hurtful, ergo I wouldn't do it to anyone else.

 

[PapaLazaru]

My 18-year-old step daughter came downstairs this evening and asked if she could go out dressed in little more than a miniskirt and bikini top.

"Of course you can! Have fun!" I said.

After she'd gone, my wife glared at me and said "The trouble with you is you're going soft."

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How wrong she was...........

 

[SubFocus]

No Lost fans here!?