What do you buy someone when they live on the otherside of the world?

[Morgoth]

M-Cube.

 

[Stupot_]

fleshlight

 

[Podmonkey]

Does he have any other children with him? If so then Anti Dingo spray.

If not then take a picture out of your window and send it to him to make him feel better.

 

[Pestilence]

A box of shrimp.

 

[Bigpops]

A Leatheman.

 

[JBuk]

I usually get my nephew and niece vouchers , they live in NZ

 

[Cosimo]

Send yourself and give him a Christmas surprise.

 

[batsy]

Rape alarm.

 

[^TANK^]

A Mac 10 it'll only take three minutes!

 

[Morgoth]

Send yourself and give him a Christmas surprise.

I have a vision of the guy bursting out of a wrapped box and yelling "Surprise Dad! I'm your present".

Then his dad says "Son, I am disappoint".

 

[Pestilence]

Ball gag.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Neighbours boxset

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Croc Skin Boots!

 

[Doggie2k]

lol at the responses

When it comes to my dad for pressies I usually send him a Bunnings warehouse voucher which you can do online

 

[Cosimo]

I have a vision of the guy bursting out of a wrapped box and yelling "Surprise Dad! I'm your present".

Then his dad says "Son, I am disappoint".

I have an even worse vision in that he pops out and his dad drops dead from the shock.

 

[Jumblejug]

A mousemat with your photo on it

 

[Kazz]

Nudey pic of self.

 

[yhack]

Fosters

 

[tlrBeta]

A more serious answer: A good bottle of Whiskey. Alcohol over there is ridiculously expensive

 

[fiveub]

Nice replies