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What does your car say about you?

Discussion in 'Motors' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 7 Sep 2021.

  1. Bickaxe


    Joined: 8 Nov 2013

    Posts: 8,700

    Location: In the pub

    Focus ST Mk4

    It says: Boy racer chav that lives at home, wears a tracksuit & baseball cap all day and loves the sound of a hole in the exhaust and ends every sentence with "like" or "innit?"

    Reality: No pops and bangs (or any other mod), sensible (if quick) driving and a mortgage to pay. Would never wear a tracksuit or baseball cap and I enunciate my words clearly.
  2. Dis86


    Joined: 23 Dec 2011

    Posts: 28,084

    Location: Northern England

    Of me? Or the cars?

    Porsche boxster s (should be some pics in the porsche thread still) and a toyota rav4.
  3. inogen


    Joined: 19 Jul 2009

    Posts: 5,786

    Yup. Am similar. 02 plate 325ti Compact... I'm certainly not young or a chav.
  4. sovietspybob


    Joined: 25 May 2008

    Posts: 3,167

    Location: North Wales

    Same here, Grey Avensis estate, it's been an amazing car but it is the definition of dull.

    Ours wont be going anywhere though as it's worth nothing and has been utterly reliable and cheap to run while being huge inside, i couldn't have asked for a better car in most respects.
  5. Tee Hee Johnson


    Joined: 30 May 2007

    Posts: 4,498

    Location: Glasgow, Scotland

    M140i, so a chav it seems.

    Coulnt be further from the truth.
  6. Greebo


    Joined: 20 Jan 2005

    Posts: 41,090

    Location: Co Durham

    About to be a Merc GLE 350de premium plus so probably exactly matches me as a boring middle aged director.

    My other car is a 1969 MG midget - so again so point one :)
  7. chroniclard


    Joined: 23 Apr 2014

    Posts: 20,085

    Location: Hertfordshire

    Current - Astra 1.6 Elite Nav - er........no idea
    In a week or so - Golf R - boy racer? (probably true :cry:)
  8. bloodiedathame


    Joined: 11 May 2007

    Posts: 8,314

    Location: Surrey

    Nissan Leaf and VW Golf Diesel - No idea what that says about me tbh. Frugal?

    In a perfect world I'd have a 70's Mustang or a TVR.
  9. Bear


    Joined: 24 Oct 2002

    Posts: 13,213

    Location: Bucks and Edinburgh

    Mercedes E63S, so does that make me an exciting middle aged director? As its Hyacinth red metallic I don’t qualify as an Albanian gangster or a fast German taxi driver
  10. lordrobs


    Joined: 30 Sep 2003

    Posts: 15,131

    Location: Norwich

    I drive an almost completely standard '97 Mk1 MX5 in British Racing Green. This should mean that I'm in my 70's and reliving my youth as I don't need a practical car anymore.

    I am in fact still in my 30's (just) and now have a baby so anything other than a 4 seat car is a complete non starter... which is why it hasn't moved for 2 months and doesn't even have an MOT at the moment :rolleyes: :o

    My company car is a Leon Estate which from an outsiders perspective is probably a good fit from a social/economic view of me as an individual.
  11. HangTime

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 25 Oct 2002

    Posts: 29,410

    Location: Hampshire

    Boring family person that needs to carry a lot of stuff about but was too tight to pay for a premium marque / big car. So yes.
  12. peterwalkley


    Joined: 23 Feb 2009

    Posts: 4,022

    Location: South Wirral

    Jag driver here, so according to Clarkson, May & Hammond, totally untrustworthy :D
  13. Mr.Cookie

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 21 Oct 2002

    Posts: 1,748

    Location: HR 7047

    Mine says I'm broken :p
  14. AndrewNR


    Joined: 18 Aug 2011

    Posts: 2,680

    Location: Norfolk

    You have a Skoda Octavia like I do?
  15. Josh


    Joined: 23 Oct 2013

    Posts: 10,484

    Location: Surrey

    Ford Cmax, so family man who has no interest in cars.

    In reality, family man who works from home and has given up on wasting money on cars.

    As long as it gets me to the gym and golf course I'm good, costs me nowt but fuel/wear and tear.
  16. watercooledman

    Perma Banned

    Joined: 12 Jan 2021

    Posts: 1,731

    you the cars the wife and bits on the side you know the drill.
  17. DRZ


    Joined: 2 Jun 2003

    Posts: 6,966

    Location: In the top 1%

    Presumably as I don't live on a farm my Range Rover says I should have face tattoos and sell recreational pharmaceuticals.

    Not sure what the M5 says, I quite like that it is pretty much anonymous compared to say an M3.
  18. HangTime

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 25 Oct 2002

    Posts: 29,410

    Location: Hampshire

    That was one of the alternatives I was seriously considering :)
  19. Calm


    Joined: 27 Nov 2009

    Posts: 559

    A 15 year old slightly scruffy Civic.

    Probably say I'm cheap and/or poor.

    I have considered replacing it, but it's old R Types I've been looking at, which I struggle to justify.
  20. cuke2u


    Joined: 27 Feb 2006

    Posts: 2,714

    Location: East Sussex

    Mine says, at 66 in november, I am still a wayward teenager...