What is the most serious trouble you have been in?

got pulled and given a producer for drifting a roundabout on a quiet industrial estate... was pretty scared they were going to do me for dangerous driving but just got told it wasn't a good idea cause if I had an accident no-one would find me till the next morning :confused:
 
I got pulled for driving too fast at 3am in the morning on quiet Roads a few years ago (very stupid really). I got a telling off, but being insured/taxed/MoTed helped - plus I wasn't under the influence of anything and didn't have any mods on my Car.

It was scary getting pulled; and I was lucky to get let off so lightly. I haven't done any speeding since and won't risk it now.

Made me do a lot of growing up that did!
 
14 years old, myself and friend took a plastic cap gun into a Chinese restaurant demanding noodles. The owner's son went to our school, so the joke was found funny by all... except for the passer by who dialled 999, and SO19 who were very unimpressed with the loud shoutyness and real death dealing MP5s and Glocks, and the Chief Inspector who put me and my friend on bail for 3 weeks and then cautioned (and not taken to court) because "he couldn't be bothered with the paper work".

I've had a few scraps in my time, and spent the odd night in the cells because of them. Not proud at all. Some of them whilst
"on duty" as a doorman.

Oh and one last one that sticks in my mind is the time myself and a few friends went vigilante on someone who had been bullying one of my friend's little brother (not just normal bullying, but quite extreme stuff) and we all got arrested for that. Was formally charged with GBH but later they were dropped.

I must come across like platinum87 in this post. :o
 
Spent 5 hours in jail after getting drunk at a mates stagparty, walking in the street and cursing at a cop who told me to get to the sidewalk, in the end 5 cops had to jump on me to get the handcuffs on.

I remember absolutely nothing and the strange thing is that I did not drink much more than usual as I usually know when to slow down or stop drinking.
 
Most serious trouble I've been in? Well - this wasn't with a human being, this was with the elements.


'I know, I'll climb the highest mountain in England, setting off at 5pm, with no provisions, no phone, no map, no compass, very casual clothing (nothing rainproof) not telling anyone where I'm going, in cold late October. Yay what a plan'.

My fitness got me to the top, at about 9pm, and it's getting dark. Then I got (100% completely) lost, freezing cold, and the exact opposite of hilarity ensued.

I could have, quite literally, got myself killed from exposure. It was totally pitch black, freezing, massive windchill, oh, and no-one to inform mountain rescue of the problem.
 
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Haven't been in trouble with the police though me and a couple of friends did get stopped at about 4 in the morning while we were trying to navigate our way home from Central London. A friend of mine had found some bunting and had it wrapped around him. Two coppers were just walking on the other side of the road but my mate got paranoid and thought they were after him. He turned down an alley to hide which caught the attention of the cops.
We tried calling him back but he wouldn't listen and kept walking. The coppers came to us first and asked why our friend had walked off, what was he doing. We said we had no idea so they called out to him and he ignored them. He hid for about a few minutes then came back. The police were still talking to us, just chit chat while we waited for him to reappear. My mate got a written warning. Idiot.
 
I was about 14/15. It was the Summer break at high school. It was burning hot and the stupidly long grass had been cut a week or so earlier.

The grass was so dry it had gone all straw like.

Anyway. 3 of us all decide to hop the fence for a "Smoke." Once finished and slightly worse for wear we thought it would be a great idea to light the straw. 20 secs after lighting we all leg it laughing uncontrollably.

A few days later we return to the scene of the deed. The whole hedge at the back of the field was black. We later found out it took 2 Fire engines to put it out. Thankfully there were no houses nearby and we didn't get caught.
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Once managed to lock our French teacher out of her own classroom.


There's more but having a blank moment.
 
got stopped by the police for trying to nick road work signs (we were drunk) we had carried it for while on our way home but then police van spots us almost when we made it home. Had to return the dam things to their original location.

Oh and on a night out i was drunk and punched some guy who told me to *** off, his girl mate then tries to protect the poor sod and she punched me in the face (yeah i been punched by a girl lol) and then straight away police van pulls up asking me if i want to press charges (I didn't)
 
Slept with my friends mum when I was 19. He caught us, we had a fight and he got pushed through the bedroom window onto a metal railing, right through the heart. Killed him. I regret nothing.
 
hacked or what ever you call it from a terminal in to the schools main computer and sent a letter home to two pupils parents stating they had been caught in a gay bumming session in the toilets (obviously it a bit more graphic details.)

Had to stand there not laughing as the letter was read out in front of parents...

Also got stabbed 3 times in the head once, but lived! erm once in the leg with a phillips screw driver. Nose broken numerous times. Fingers and got punched in the eye by some one wearing a big ring. Needed 20 stitches.!!!

OUCH
 
Detained by the police for importing illegal firearms. I won't go into detail but its not quite as 'exciting' as it sounds.

And no, I wasn't getting a mac10 in under 3 minutes :p

Other than that, the usual naughty stuff when I was at school.
 
Age 14. Was changing secondary schools. On my last day at first secondary school I took in a whole load of alcohol - beer, whisky, vodka and rum - pretty much cleared out my dads alcohol cupboard.

One of my mates got blood poisoning because he mixed up the drinks in a jug and drank the mixture. Two other mates wouldnt stop vomitting.

I owned up to the headmaster about where I got the alcohol from after he threatened to call the police. He phoned home and told my mum who started crying as soon as she heard. She didnt speak to me for a week and only cried everytime she looked at me during that week. Dad grounded me and I stayed in my room, only to come down to eat.

Looking back on it, I was happy I did it because I realised none of the guys I knew at my first secondary school were actually friends. They were bullies and I hated the lot of them.

Nothing happened though. No parents came knocking on my door and my new school knew nothing about what happened at previous school :D
 
I've been a good child all my life, I have too much respect for the police, my parents, and other folk to be a little pain :cool:


Worst 2 things i can think of however are :

1, I shot my neighbour in the head with an AK47 BB Gun

2, I went walking up the hills (where the army train) and i found old bullets / smoke grenades. I took them into school the next day and my teacher thought it was live bombs so i got into pretty deep crap for that.
 
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