Caporegime
When your mum says it's time
Well, I'll be dead from lack of sleep before I get the time to read any of those anyway, so thanks but I have some dying to be getting on with.
As with most **** scientists come up with for how we should be living our lives according to what communal cavemen did - Very nice, I'm sure it's all correct and perfectly scientifically indisputable, impossible to argue against in any way..... but still has no application for anyone living in the modern world who wants to keep their job, raise their kid, play computer games, mow the lawn and generally do things with their life.
Oh lord. !
When your mum says it's time