What would you do for a Billion dollars?

[Usher]

For a billion I'd let Elton John have a go.

Me to as long as I didn't get aids cos I wouldn't want to catch it again

 

[BoomAM]

A better way to do this thread would have been for the OP to ask if people would do some things he had listed.
Rarther than tons of dribble which im about to add to.

For 1 billion dollers i would consider wearing an Internazionale shirt for a day.

Unless ive missed it, im suprised there havnt been no 'Dr Evil' references yet!

 

[atpbx]

Just wondering what you would do for one Billion dollars?

Now time to think

EDIT:Lets make it a billion then

And real money, US dollar or what ever is the strongest currency at the moment.
Damm AUD

For a Billion Dollars?

I'd quite happily admit to being welsh.

 

[Freefaller]

I would pretty much do anything as long as it was ethical in my mind.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

For a billion I'd let Elton John have a go.

I'd let him have a go for £250,000 - just do me until I retire.

For a billion dollars, i will consider a regime change in Nigeria. (FACT)

Another one?
I went through about ten different regimes.

 

[JohnnyG]

I'd let him have a go for £250,00 - just do me until I retire.

What, for over 20yrs? Ouch...

 

[chaparral]

Just wondering what you would do for one Billion dollars?

Try and give up smoking..

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

What, for over 20yrs? Ouch...

I'll have to re-write that.
the money will just do me until I retire.

 

[MossyUK]

Would you climb a hill?
Anything!

Wear a daffodil?
Anything!

Leave me all your will?
Anything!

Would you lace my shoe?
Anything!

Paint your face bright blue?
Anything!

Catch a kangaroo?
Anything!

Go to Timbuktu?
And back again!

 

[jesta]

For a billion I'd let Elton John have a go.

for a billion i will let elton john have a go twice...beat that!!!

 

[iSam]

For a billion I'd let Elton John have a go.

Oh God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Ransom]

id get 2 ribs removed so i wouldnt have to share with no hoe!

 

[The_KiD]

I'd get myself a union jack beach towel, union jack shorts, union jack deck chair and take a sunbathing holiday in baghdad

 

[Kell_ee001]

I would pretty much do anything as long as it was ethical in my mind.

About sums it up - anything that didn't break my ethics or break my heart

 

[Sic]

i'd do something really random and outrageous.

 

[Wyrdo]

For a billion? Anything that was asked of me apart from harming my wife or children in anyway.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Anything providing it doesn't break any of my morals, leave me in a situation where I wouldn't benefit from having the billion (in prison.. a vegetable.. etc.) or would harm myself or anyone else.

 

[Yas786]

For a billion dollars/pounds??

Hmmm id gladly kill Blair and Bush for a start then kill some of you annoying gits on here. I have the names picked out for a good killing spree



Seriously i dont know what i wouldnt do for a billion dollars/pounds...damn this sounds like when i was 7 yrs old and i used to argue with my friends/brothers about what i would do for $5 let alone a billion dollars

 

[Yas786]

For a billion dollars, i will consider a regime change in Nigeria. (FACT)

Yeh do that, last thing we need is more dodgy nigerians coming here along with the rest of the riff raff that crawls in

 

[branddaly]

For a billion, I let myself be eaten alive whilst having my toe nails ripped out, hot irons pushed into my eyes, and my teeth drilled without anithestic.

Obviouisly a requirement would be to write my will first.