What would you like to be famous for?

azazl187 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:30

An Astronaut who goes to Mars and not only sets foot on the planet first but manages to return as the only sole survivor after all the rest of the crew tragically die.

I then go back for a second mission with another team to destroy the Alien scum that killed off my last team......

Dis86 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:32

azazl187 said:
An Astronaut who goes to Mars and not only sets foot on the planet first but manages to return as the only sole survivor after all the rest of the crew tragically die.

I then go back for a second mission with another team to destroy the Alien scum that killed off my last team......

How did you find them? Tender or tough?

azazl187 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:33

Dis86 said:
How did you find them? Tender or tough?

Well we gotta do what we gotta do to survive right? I managed to wipe the memory of it from my mind as part of my survival technique....

Dis86 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:34

azazl187 said:
Well we gotta do what we gotta do to survive right? I managed to wipe the memory of it from my mind as part of my survival technique....

No judgement here man!

azazl187 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:36

Dis86 said:
No judgement here man!

The fact i was the sole survive of the second trip to kill the Alien scum raised a few questions

Dis86 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:36

azazl187 said:
The fact i was the sole survive of the second trip to kill the Alien scum raised a few questions

Nope. That's just experience earned from the first trip.

azazl187 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:39

Dis86 said:
Nope. That's just experience earned from the first trip.

Thats what i said! The jury were convinced after i volunteered to go for a third trip.....

Terminal_Boy · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:48

azazl187 said:
Thats what i said! The jury were convinced after i volunteered to go for a third trip.....

You’re killing the rest of your crew on landing and shagging the Martians, aren’t you?

bowey · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:50

Roland Butter said:
Planting child porn on Sir Dave Attenborough's computer hard drive.

And I thought I was weird haha.

azazl187 · 2 Feb 2019 at 18:52

Terminal_Boy said:
You’re killing the rest of your crew on landing and shagging the Martians, aren’t you?

Well when they said we had to populate the Planet they didnt specify how

Participant · 2 Feb 2019 at 19:06

Inventor of truly flushable wet wipes and / or dietary additive that renders poo smear free.

Raymond Lin said:
The man who cured Cancer would be cool.

Can you stop it happening in the first place while you're at it?

BowdonUK · 2 Feb 2019 at 19:09

To make Nikola Tesla's creation a reality - free energy.

Malevolence · 2 Feb 2019 at 19:09

Being the person to crack superluminal travel.

Raymond Lin · 2 Feb 2019 at 19:11

Participant said:
Inventor of truly flushable wet wipes and / or dietary additive that renders poo smear free.

Can you stop it happening in the first place while you're at it?

The man who invented time travel?

Then that’s a can of worms...cancer must’ve existed since the dawn of time...think of going back all that time, think of the change of society it could have, good and bad.

dirtybeatfreak · 2 Feb 2019 at 19:21

Roland Butter said:
Planting child porn on Sir Dave Attenborough's computer hard drive.

What do you have against Sir David Attenborough??

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Feb 2019 at 20:43

Becoming a moderator.

THE MEAT SACKS CRY RED TEARS.

Chris Wilson · 2 Feb 2019 at 21:03

Blowing up all three European Parliament buildings simultaneously.

Zefan · 2 Feb 2019 at 21:19

Simply as the man who put a smile on the face of everyone he met.

stument · 3 Feb 2019 at 09:54

Chris Wilson said:
Blowing up all three European Parliament buildings simultaneously.

Bahahah!

Grimley · 3 Feb 2019 at 10:29

The person who finally invents a battery that is cheap, light, charges very quickly, is energy efficient, lasts for days & convinces the worlds vehicle manufacturers to mass produce them with a view to retrofitting.

Also the person who convinces Simon Cowell to retire