Thats pretty damn brilliant. One of the best things Ive seen on the internet .
Do you not watch much then?
What would you say to your 12 yr old self?
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Do you not watch much then?
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stop fapping ang get with program
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I'd tell myself what numbers to play on the lottery.
As for the video..mildly amusing, was expecting something much better from all the praise its getting.
As for the video..mildly amusing, was expecting something much better from all the praise its getting.
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Me, I'd say "For goodness sake grow up!"
I would tell myself to eat more Haribos, aim to be in the food industry as everyone eats instead of wasting a couple years of my life aiming hard at stuff I have less passion for but thought that'll net me more money.
Oh and tell myself to never trust Renault cars. Ever.
Oh and tell myself to never trust Renault cars. Ever.
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I'd give myself all the wisdom of my age (ok that aint loads as i'm only 30, still)
But i doubt i would listen.
But i doubt i would listen.
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I would tell my 12 year old self -
1) When you reach 18 and are sat in the court room (A room in court not an actual court room with judges etc) collecting your inheritance your parents left you in their wills and the man behind the desk says,
"What are you going to do with this money?"
Please don't say,
"Buy a new TV and Stereo."
Instead tell him you are going to invest and save it up instead please.
Also.
2) Don't go to the travelling fair in Derby when your 16 with a school friend called David.
3) Don't tell Susan sat in front of you in Science class to "close your legs, there's a draft"
4) Don't draw, on a sheet of paper, a couple having sex whilst you are in an English lesson, complete with written down sex noises.
5) Keep your Dennis the Menace fan club wallet with badges in at home when you play American football on a small green outside Stuarts house using folded newspapers as shoulder padding.
6) Pay attention to classes in school and stop drawing 'big willies' on the History work books.
7) When Imelda went to kiss you in the dinner queue at school. Don't back away.
8) In 2009 don't join the '30 something only' group on Facebook.
9) Don't worry about you having to wear glasses. Most people wear them now even for cosmetic purposes.
10) Don't lose contact with your Brother and Sister.
11) When someone at your 3rd job says "someone fancies you in one of the offices upstairs". DO NOT go and find out who it is. Instead, stay with whoever you are.
And finally,
12) Don't try to look through the gap in the door as it hinges onto the frame as its ajar to your Aunties bedroom as she is getting undressed when you are on holiday during the school holidays at their house in 1998.
It's not the right thing to do Chris.
Believe me.
1) When you reach 18 and are sat in the court room (A room in court not an actual court room with judges etc) collecting your inheritance your parents left you in their wills and the man behind the desk says,
"What are you going to do with this money?"
Please don't say,
"Buy a new TV and Stereo."
Instead tell him you are going to invest and save it up instead please.
Also.
2) Don't go to the travelling fair in Derby when your 16 with a school friend called David.
3) Don't tell Susan sat in front of you in Science class to "close your legs, there's a draft"
4) Don't draw, on a sheet of paper, a couple having sex whilst you are in an English lesson, complete with written down sex noises.
5) Keep your Dennis the Menace fan club wallet with badges in at home when you play American football on a small green outside Stuarts house using folded newspapers as shoulder padding.
6) Pay attention to classes in school and stop drawing 'big willies' on the History work books.
7) When Imelda went to kiss you in the dinner queue at school. Don't back away.
8) In 2009 don't join the '30 something only' group on Facebook.
9) Don't worry about you having to wear glasses. Most people wear them now even for cosmetic purposes.
10) Don't lose contact with your Brother and Sister.
11) When someone at your 3rd job says "someone fancies you in one of the offices upstairs". DO NOT go and find out who it is. Instead, stay with whoever you are.
And finally,
12) Don't try to look through the gap in the door as it hinges onto the frame as its ajar to your Aunties bedroom as she is getting undressed when you are on holiday during the school holidays at their house in 1998.
It's not the right thing to do Chris.
Believe me.
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I aim to please.. All true by the way. They are massive turning points to my life although I am sure there are more.
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Easy.
"Don't get a credit card".
Either that or I'd just read out the entire contents of Grays Sports Almanac.
"Don't get a credit card".
Either that or I'd just read out the entire contents of Grays Sports Almanac.
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Best thread all week. Loved the video!
Not sure what i would tell myself beyond invest in apple! & Dont be in such a rush...
Not sure what i would tell myself beyond invest in apple! & Dont be in such a rush...
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Staged? How exactly would you have a 'spontaneous' conversation with several decades in between the participants?
You are an idiot.
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Buy shares in Google. And don't believe the hype. That's what I'd tell my 12yr old self. Also, tell parents where they can stick their philosophy about going into IT.