What would you say to your 12 yr old self?

[Sone]

Turn gay; easier life

 

[GinG]

Easy one. Pay attention to the average girls in school, chances are they'll turn out hotter than the 'hot' girls in school.

So true lol

 

[darubio]

I'd say to myself...in 2004/05 season, when Liverpool are 2-1 down with 10 mins to go against Olympiakos and their odds on winning the champs league outright are 500-1 on paddypower....lump on £10k on them to win the cup

ah my thoughts exactly!

 

[Cagerty]

Get a haircut you ******* Hippie!

 

[AtreuS]

My message would be...

sod 6th form and college... get a job, ANY job and learn diy and get friendly with someone similar... earn money and buy cheap property and do them up!

Knowing the simple fact that the housing market would go up and up for 20 years is a bit of a no brainer.

Oh and cut down on the chips!

 

[jas72]

I would say

"help your mum a lot more she's the best woman you'll ever meet"

and

Never say you are bored with 6 weeks off school in the summer....

 

[bledd]

Staged = fail.

lol

 

[King Damager]

I'd make myself promise to convince my parents to buy as many shares in Google as they could scrape together.

Shame, your not twelve year old self should go for Apple...

kd

 

[TurnipHead]

edit: nevermind

 

[Ninaaaaaaah]

 

[IrishChr1s]

Best thing I've watched in a long time!

 

[naefeart]

1. Spend more time with your grandparents, they won't be around for much longer
2. Don't play with matches when you are 13. Setting fire to the livingroom is completely avoidable.
3. Invent the tension sheet.
4. Make the most of the summer holidays, hanging out with your mates when you're 14-18. They'll be some of the best times of your life.

 

[bloodiedathame]

I wouldn't change anything... Maybe learn to drive as soon as you can. Bikes are great but your girlfriend will hate it.

 

[Zero Pope]

I'd tell myself to take up the invitation to school in America and a future job with my uncle. Oh and **** Donna, not bed her, just get the hell away from her.

 

[Morba]

Love those that want to be in your life and want you in theirs, those are the ones that matter.

 

[Gerard]

Staged = fail.

Slap your crotch please.

 

[MooMoo444]

Don't get into video games.

 

[Zefan]

Don't join that blue forum. Instead, go outside.

 

[JeffH]

3. Invent the tension sheet.

Brilliant!!

Mine would be... carry on as you were, but when you get to the 2nd Year of Uni and that stunningly hot girl is lying naked in your bed inviting you to join her, do NOT decline saying you are a gentlemen who would never cheat on his girlfriend back home. It turned out she was cheating on you anyway!!

 

[krooton]

Shame, your not twelve year old self should go for Apple...

kd

Good point, Google didn't float until 2004, and share prices started at 100 (now 590).

Apple shares were around 35 in 1994, and worth 600 now!