What's the happiest moment in your life?

[TNGL]

I honestly don't know... probably my first holiday in America many years ago.

 

[koolpc]

Seeing my gorgeous daughter come into this world

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Twins.

It was epic.

And I don't mean children.

A lady I used to work with had a real hang up with this. She thought it was basically incest but with some random guy thrown in as well.

 

[Bigpops]

I'm not a parent, so that's out.
I'm not married, nor am I ever likely to be...

I found out yesterday that Droidsound on my phone can play back all the exotic Amiga music formats. That was a pretty good day. I love the old Amiga tunes.

Ah. Now I see why I'm single and childless.

 

[Robosapien]

Ejaculating following some extreme prostate stimulation.

 

[KNiVES]

Don't really have a single memory that comes to mind. Probably when I was 18 and in Dam Square, Amsterdam, on one of the bars' outside areas. Just watching the whole world go by on a hot summer's day without a care in the world, beer in hand.

Everything since then and before then just seems like complete nonsensical formalities we all have to do for the sake of living.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.

I haven't stopped being cynical and jaded ever since.

 

[Naffa]

Does the worst moment of your life count? If so, right now (genuinely).

Happiest, probably discovering that Tommy Emmanuel had been sitting in the audience of a small performance I gave in London, a couple of years ago.

 

[Zbornak]

Would either be "that" train set at Christmas or getting my dog.

If I have kids then it will of course be when they move out of the house.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Does the worst moment of your life count? If so, right now (genuinely).

We're listening.

 

[naefeart]

A lady I used to work with had a real hang up with this. She thought it was basically incest but with some random guy thrown in as well.

She's not far off. Great while it lasted, but there was no where to go from there. It got a bit 'awkward' for all involved

 

[The Funktopus]

Discovering you can interlock two Scalectrix sets, and on the same day finding out that my Nigel Mansel replica Renault William's F1 car could get round the track faster without the front axle.

Mind. Blown.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

Happiest, probably discovering that Tommy Emmanuel had been sitting in the audience of a small performance I gave in London, a couple of years ago.

Man, that must have been awesome!!! (assuming you are superb at guitar...if not then perhaps it wouldn't have been quite so good)

 

[Fuzz]

The vinegar stroke!

 

[Hxc]

I honestly don't know, and that's pretty godamn depressing.

 

[uknowist]

Driving home from work.

this tbh

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Happiest, probably discovering that Tommy Emmanuel had been sitting in the audience of a small performance I gave in London, a couple of years ago.

Wow, you've never mentioned that before.

 

[Philtor]

Getting my leg over for the first time stands out im my memories

 

[Trusty]

Will be our wedding day in 9 weeks so that will be the happiest day of my life

...you hope anyway.

 

[bhavv]

None of it.

 

[Lightnix]

So far, probably A-Level results day, getting accepted to go to university and all that.