What's the Worst Lager to Buy?

[zom247]

I'm off to a friends tomorrow and want to take some crappy lager with me. What's the worst I can buy in the shops? It's gotta taste pants and be weak as hell!! It's to remind him of the stuff he bought on holiday that was terrible. He drank the local brew cos he was too tight to pay for the european beer.

 

[scorza]

Supermarket value brands?

 

[Haircut]

Skol?

 

[Lysander]

Budweiser [US], Miller Light or Fosters Light. You might as well urinate into a bottle.

 

[Lysander]

Skol?

"When you know lager, you're a Skolar."

Best slogan ever.

 

[gumbald]

Apart from shop's own brand, Carling.

There's the chance people will actually like that though. Skol. Then get him to down it, he'll be burping all night.

The US beers are awful, but expensive!

 

[Lysander]

Carling is disgusting.

 

[Kyle009]

Apart from shop's own brand, Carling.

agreed!

 

[gumbald]

Lots of people drink it though, the OP's friend might actually appreciate it.

Get down your local off licence and see what the cheapest bizarre foreign stuff you can get is.

 

[chesterstu]

Tesco Value Larger - 2% and 90p for 4 cans, it can't be nice

 

[sparkymark75]

Tennents!

 

[Mr Jones]

XXXX
Either that or Budwiser. God awful stuff.

 

[Sarduk]

Carling

 

[gumbald]

Carling isn't necessarily the cheapest either. Would think it beaten by the XXXX in a supermarket.

XXXX is such a letdown over here, it has a taste in Australia.

 

[tom_e]

out of the mainstream brands gotta be XXXX one of my housemates bought a crate the other week and I didnt even want to steal its that bad

 

[danielmp007]

Tesco Value Larger - 2% and 90p for 4 cans, it can't be nice

Amen to that 1. it is the worst lager i have ever tasted. just tastes like off dusty yeast water, if you can imagine what that tastes like lol..

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Stella aka Wife beater

or as I believe it really is alcohol watered down with as many chemicals as the manufacturer can get their hands on

 

[Will_3rd]

Carling or whatever own brand your supermarket offers you.

 

[Dracata]

Supermarket value as people have mentioned, failing that maybe take some White Star/White lightening? Cheap cider always goes down well..

 

[The $6m Dan]

Skol?

+1
I really don't get the point of skol.
Drink water instead, it tastes better and is just as likely to get you drunk.
Water probably costs more though, which is a testament to how bad Skol actually is.