What's the worst present you've had today?

[jak731]

Pretty much everything i've got is consumable, kilo of peanut butter and honey, bottle of laphroaig, pot of stilton and crackers. Pretty happy, all useful stuff being a poor student.
Only lemon was a toasty maker as i've already got one.

 

[ecksmen]

erm.... i've never used it :s why so bad?

TCut is old tech, far too abrasive and well I'd avoid it like the plague.

Head over to www.detailingworld.co.uk and just search for tcut - there's lots of better alternatives.

 

[Mark A]

I both giggled and gawped when my mum opened up the Christmas present from her brother, a USED toilet seat!!! It's covered in stains and looks rancid! Coincidentally he recently fitted a new toilet seat in his bathroom lol! Ok so money is tight for him but there are just certain things you don't do!!!!

She went absolutely ape and said she wants to take it back to the shop to complain but my uncles proclaims that they must have sold him a customer return and he's going to take it back first thing this morning. What's the bet he'll be battling the boxing day crowds to buy a new toilet seat from the nearest DIY store?!

This wins the thread! Even if it was a brand new one, it would still win :/.

 

[Castiel]

'Flu.

 

[Ahleckz]

Nothing really bad, the oven glove that looks like it is some sort of bondage wear is quite odd though.

I both giggled and gawped when my mum opened up the Christmas present from her brother, a USED toilet seat!!! It's covered in stains and looks rancid! Coincidentally he recently fitted a new toilet seat in his bathroom lol! Ok so money is tight for him but there are just certain things you don't do!!!!

I read this as a 'USB Toilet Seat' and was intrigued. I fear I'm spending to much time on computer forums...

Bam, another blinder. A cheese knife, shaped like a mouse. This is the second cheese knife we've had from them in the 6 years we've been married.

My wife is lactose intolerant.

Can I have one?

 

[Damnations Fury]

ASDA smart price shampoo.

Not sure whether thats a present or an insult.

 

[Lethal`]

ASDA smart price shampoo.

Not sure whether thats a present or an insult.

lol. Depends who it was from?

 

[sigma]

Bam, another blinder. A cheese knife, shaped like a mouse. This is the second cheese knife we've had from them in the 6 years we've been married.

My wife is lactose intolerant.

You can get lacto-free cheese! (As I'm sure you know).

ASDA smart price shampoo.

Not sure whether thats a present or an insult.

Not quite sure how to reply to that.

 

[aaron]

Pants and socks sadly, are dissapoint :\