Whats your most Embarrassing moments?

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Ill start of with one of mine :o


I was having Phone "Fun" With a friend of mine(Shes a Girl).
My pants around my Ankles and no covers on.
Mum comes to the door, She didnt knock, I heard my door handle move so i flew off of my bed to jump in front of the door. I tried getting my pants up while getting to the door but they didnt come all the way up :o
I blocked half the Door but she stuck her head around the corner of it to see me fighting getting my pants up.
I panicked and didnt know what to do so i just handed her the phone with out hanging up :o
She was about to walk off with the phone when i released i hadnt hung up so i opened the door and grabbed the phone out of her hands hung up and she left.
I called the girl back to tell her what had happened and why i hung up and then we talked a bit more.
When i walked out of my room mum just said "So who was that you were talking to" Which this weird look on her face.
I couldnt look her in the eyes for the rest of the night :p



Now tell us your embarrassing moments :D
 
In 2003, at a pretty posh club I went to the loo after a meal, to perform one of the loudest, most satisfying bowel movements of my life. It wasn't till after I'd wiped and flushed, on my way out, that I noticed I'd been in the ladies all the time. I didn't stay long enough to wash my hands.
 
2 floor bar. Me on the bottom floor, toilets on the upper floor. Queue me feeling queezy (no food + vodka eurghhh), pegging it upstairs only to start spewing as i reached the top. Had my hand over my mouth and it just sprayed in different directions through my fingers. By the time i made it to the toilet there wasn't much left to come out.

Needless to say the bouncers kindly escorted me to the exit.
 
This is on behalf of my sis ;)

OK guys imagine this.... Nice sunny day everyones out, and a few years back my sis was in a high heel faze/fase, and she was walking in front of blocobusters, when her high heel got stuck between the concrete slabs on the pavement and she just couldnt get it out, she kept yanking it but it wouldnt come out and everyone was wathcing just real emabarassing ;)
 
When my wife found a text message from my other woman telling me that she couldnt wait to "be" with me again after what happend "yesterday".
 
atpbx said:
When my wife found a text message from my other woman telling me that she couldnt wait to "be" with me again after what happend "yesterday".
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Wrong number obviously ;)
 
Over a year ago I was part of a small music competition in my then sixth and was to perform a solo guitar piece by none other than joe satriani. The organision was rubbish and i had no time to prepare so i was rushing onto the stage with no preparation, made attampts to get everything set up (amps, pedals etc) with everybody in the audience eyes on me. Once i thought i was ready, i played a chord on my guitar, nothing. I checked the amp, was fine, checked the stomp boxes and the connections, ok. Yet silence. After much fretting and looking panicked and muttering some curse words one of my mates shouted 'Plug it in!' from the audience. I had forgotten to actualyl plug my damn guitar in :(
 
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A couple of years ago I was gigging at a pub in Macclesfield. The place was packed and I'd developed a tummy bug. After about 3 songs I ran through the side door into the alley and started to vomit while cursing. Went back in and carried on for a few songs and ran out again vomiting. At this point I'm shouting out "Jesus, why me" etc. I did this four times during the first spot and evertime I came back in the audience were laughing. Three blokes approached me and said that was one of the funniest things they'd heard.
"What do you mean, you heard?"
"You had your microphone with you"
:D

On the way back the bass player had caught it off me and he uncontrollably puked all down his clothes in my car. I stood him at the side of the road washing him off with a 2 litre bottle of coke I had in the boot.
 
Well one that was quite embarising, i was walking around my school with a bottle of coke shoved in my pocket, little realising where it was pointing, a girl then walked upto me looked at my crotch and said "Mmmm Jason, whats that?"

Least to say i walked off in a hurry gigling....

I have had other embarising moments but considering there in the area of the "Pants down" thing i wont be telling you ;)
 
It was November 1999, and I was in my first year of university in Glasgow.

On a Tuesday night, we were called in our halls of residence to the main reception hall, that there was going to be a fire alarm drill between 7am and 7:30am the next morning (Wednesday).

So on the Wednesday morning, there was I thinking that the alarm would not go off at 7am on the dot. So I went in for a shower (this was at 6:55am), and then put on the shampoo. At 7am, the alarm went off....

I quickly got out of the shower, and put on some pants and covered myself in a towel. The shampoo was still white in my hair. I didn't think of quickly washing it off, and quickly putting some more clothes on.

We all went outside (from my block of flats). There were two other blocks in the same area, who met outside our carpark. Everyone was looking at me (including my sister who lived in the next block). Some of the girls (and boys) were coming up to me, and offering to give me their coats or jumpers. I said I was alright... and I was very embarressed. :( They were all laughing. I never felt more stupid.

My flatmates (the bestest anyone could have asked for) were ribbing me for days, but I made a lot of new friends that morning, and it kinda broke the ice (since I'm a shy person). :D
 
It has to be the time I landed in someones back garden with my trousers round my ankles and crap running down my legs. I'll see if I can find my original post...

Here it is:

I've had my fair share of embarrasing incidents but this by far was the one incident during which I wished I was dead.

3 years ago I was out with my dad and a few of his mates hunting rabbits with our dogs and a couple of ferrets. We were in a field in the middle of nowhere and after a few catches the adrenaline had gotten the better of me and I really had to do a poop. I told the others I was away for a crap and went around the back of a hedge where I squatted and began to do my business. Now, sods law meant that it wasn't a standard solid poop, it had to be of the messiest variety.
So there I was crapping away when I hear one of the guys shout "GRAB THAT FERRETT!" I looked around to see what was happening when the white ferrett came bolting through the hedge. It startled me and I panicked. I got up whilst making a "Whohwohwohhowo" noise, trousers around my ankles, crap running down my legs and fell over a smaller hedge that was to the side of me.. At the other side of the hedge was a farmers garden which was set at a lower level to the field so I had quite a fall.
At this point I must mention that it was a lovely warm Sunday, the kind of day you sit out your back garden with a few beers. That's what the farmers family was doing when I came crashing over their hedge, shouting "Whowhwohowhoh", trousers around my ankles, willy hanging out and crap running down my legs. I stared at the group of people for what felt like 20 minutes after which I casually pulled up my trousers and waddled out of their garden the long way. No words were exchanged and I didn't hear anyone speak when I was on my way out. I suppose they were shocked.

That was probably the lowest moment of my life and I still cringe when thinking about it but it raises a smile too.
 
Scuzi said:
I've had my fair share of embarrasing incidents but this by far was the one incident during which I wished I was dead.

3 years ago I was out with my dad and a few of his mates hunting rabbits with our dogs and a couple of ferrets. We were in a field in the middle of nowhere and after a few catches the adrenaline had gotten the better of me and I really had to do a poop. I told the others I was away for a crap and went around the back of a hedge where I squatted and began to do my business. Now, sods law meant that it wasn't a standard solid poop, it had to be of the messiest variety.
So there I was crapping away when I hear one of the guys shout "GRAB THAT FERRETT!" I looked around to see what was happening when the white ferrett came bolting through the hedge. It startled me and I panicked. I got up whilst making a "Whohwohwohhowo" noise, trousers around my ankles, crap running down my legs and fell over a smaller hedge that was to the side of me.. At the other side of the hedge was a farmers garden which was set at a lower level to the field so I had quite a fall.
At this point I must mention that it was a lovely warm Sunday, the kind of day you sit out your back garden with a few beers. That's what the farmers family was doing when I came crashing over their hedge, shouting "Whowhwohowhoh", trousers around my ankles, willy hanging out and crap running down my legs. I stared at the group of people for what felt like 20 minutes after which I casually pulled up my trousers and waddled out of their garden the long way. No words were exchanged and I didn't hear anyone speak when I was on my way out. I suppose they were shocked.

That was probably the lowest moment of my life and I still cringe when thinking about it but it raises a smile too.
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Legend.
 
im fairly sure ive had some pretty 'red face' moments but nothing comes close to rolling about in someones garden with crap all over my legs.

Only one i can think of is when I had only been seeing the fiancee for a couple of years and being at hers on a Sat night, neighbours were round for a 'bit of a drink' I took a stride to tesco and came back with two crates of stella which i set about drinking. Four hours and about 18 bottles of stella later i was feeling pretty amazing considering, when someone produced a bottle of whisky, I was up for that and was handed a glass that must have contained a quadruple measure. Being the 'big man' i decided down the hatch was the best option. As soon as the whisky hit the back of my mouth i let fly with a torrent of spew that had exactly the same colour and consistency as the Chicken Tikka Masala ( including lumps of chicken ) that i had gorged on for dinner :o . Cue a room of people pointing and laughing for the next half hour as i mopped up the barf.

I only plucked up the courage to try whisky again three weeks ago on my dads birthday.
 
I had a meeting with one of the diplomats in the Irish embassy.

I arrived at the embassy and give the security guard at the front door my name and passport. It did not really register in my head that the security guard did not speak proper English.

I called the diplomat on his mobile and tell him that security would not let me in. She so he says he will call them and tell them to send me up. Now I start getting a little irritated and the security is getting agitated and suspicious.

So I call the diplomat again and he says he will come down and get me. 2 minuets later I get a call asking where I was. At this point I notice the badge on the surety guards jacket is in the shape of Italy.

Turns out I was in the wrong embassy, the Irish embassy was across the road.
 
I've been in lots of embarassing situations however the worst one, I literally wanted to dissapear and hide:

I went into Birmingham City Center for every England match in Euro 2004 because they had a mahoosive screen in the middle of town, free to watch and was a really good atmosphere. Me and my mates were always really rowdy and starting off the singing and shouting abuse at the opposition etc. (I lost my voice after each game) and when it came to England playing Sweden, we were all singing away. There was probably around 1000 people within 75m squared where I was standing, the ref awarded a free kick to Sweden, I shouted at the top of my lungs, "YOU ******* SWISS *****" and then I realise what I said as soon as the words left my mouth, EVERYONE heard me, there was probably a three second silence (which felt like half an hour) while people contemplated what they heard and looked at the scoreboard to double check it was infact SWEDEN not SWITZERLAND we were playing, then roaring laughter appears from literally hundreds of people, I hid inbetween all of my mates and didn't sing/shout a word for the rest of the night. :(
 
Scuzi said:
It has to be the time I landed in someones back garden with my trousers round my ankles and crap running down my legs. I'll see if I can find my original post...

Here it is:

I've had my fair share of embarrasing incidents but this by far was the one incident during which I wished I was dead.

3 years ago I was out with my dad and a few of his mates hunting rabbits with our dogs and a couple of ferrets. We were in a field in the middle of nowhere and after a few catches the adrenaline had gotten the better of me and I really had to do a poop. I told the others I was away for a crap and went around the back of a hedge where I squatted and began to do my business. Now, sods law meant that it wasn't a standard solid poop, it had to be of the messiest variety.
So there I was crapping away when I hear one of the guys shout "GRAB THAT FERRETT!" I looked around to see what was happening when the white ferrett came bolting through the hedge. It startled me and I panicked. I got up whilst making a "Whohwohwohhowo" noise, trousers around my ankles, crap running down my legs and fell over a smaller hedge that was to the side of me.. At the other side of the hedge was a farmers garden which was set at a lower level to the field so I had quite a fall.
At this point I must mention that it was a lovely warm Sunday, the kind of day you sit out your back garden with a few beers. That's what the farmers family was doing when I came crashing over their hedge, shouting "Whowhwohowhoh", trousers around my ankles, willy hanging out and crap running down my legs. I stared at the group of people for what felt like 20 minutes after which I casually pulled up my trousers and waddled out of their garden the long way. No words were exchanged and I didn't hear anyone speak when I was on my way out. I suppose they were shocked.

That was probably the lowest moment of my life and I still cringe when thinking about it but it raises a smile too.
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That made me cry with laughter. The image of it is just truly hilarious.
 
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