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When they forget to lock the toilet door.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by nath247, Mar 17, 2017.

  1. Semple

    Soldato

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    Don't understand why people forget to the lock the door. The misses is awful at remembering to lock the door.

    Frankly i lock the door even if i'm the only one in the house!
     
  2. nath247

    Wise Guy

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    She was middle aged I think, I keep seeing her sat in the foyer and keeps looking at me. I wasn't exactly going to whip out my phone and take a selfie.
     
  3. DXP55

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    Oh my word - it sounds like we have a load of youngsters on here - always remember those young fit birds also do a number two and can get skid marks as well you lads. - I leave door open because as soon as I go in there the cat rushes in to join me - She just sits there staring :) Probably not a pretty sight.
     
  4. Thekwango

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    aw man that's sad. what do you think is going to happen?! someone gonna rush in and point at your 'pee pee' and laugh? :p
     
  5. Burned_Alive

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    Why didn't she do it herself?
     
  6. Oxide™

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    Can't say I've ever experienced a unisex toilet, how does the etiquette work?

    What happens when you make loud water plops and pooey baffs whilst unloading a big one (or worse yet hear the woman in the cubicle next doors' water plops and pooey baffs) and finishing the same time - that would be an awkward wash hands moment

    I just can't fathom how this would ever work out well
     
  7. Edrof

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    No. Lock the door and stop being a freak.
     
  8. Mynight

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    I think the standard is hold it in until you get home. Saves companies a fortune on plumbing and space.
     
  9. Semple

    Soldato

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    It's only out of habit :D, also means i won't forget to lock it out in public or round friends/family houses.
     
  10. Cosimo

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    Neither can she.
     
  11. nick.lidgett

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    raise the stakes, poop with the door wide open
     
  12. MikeTheNative

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    Just walk up to her say you hope it happens again and wink. It will all just blow over.
     
  13. Thekwango

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    I do, in general, lock the door. But I'm not going to have a sleepless night or flagellate myself if I don't and someone walks in or I walk in on someone else. I guess bodily functions don't bother me as much as they do other people.
     
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  14. Scam

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    My girlfriend's parents have a small house with a sliding door on the (only) bathroom. It's an easy code: if the door is shut it's in use. Or if you've gone upstairs thats what you're doing But it's not very soundproof. Not great.

    I mentioned it to my girlfriend (probably had a little rant about how it was weird not to have a lock) and bless them her dad put a lock on for me :o Doesn't help with the sound though. Probably lost some man points with her dad too.
     
  15. RoboCod

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    When people always seem to start sentences with "when" these days.
     
  16. Schlong&Stable

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    Unisex toilets? Sounds just like the sort of decadence engaged in by the Roman Empire prior to its collapse.
     
  17. Jeps

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    Its likely a small business and they only have a single toilet with a door you can lock that everybody uses.
     
  18. bayo000

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    What's the point when it's only two of you in? You know where each other is 99% of the time and if the bathroom door is closed than it's obvious that it's in use.

    Had my sister and her kids staying over for few days couple of weeks ago so had to lock my doors. Thought I'd break my nose every time I used the bathroom. :D
     
  19. StriderX

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    Better get to the HR department before she calls you a rapist now.
     
  20. Gixer

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    No lock on my door at home and I don't even bother shutting the door when it's just me and g/f at home. Trouble is I'm so used to doing this I forget to when we have visitors too. Not sure what the hangup is over toilet use? I have been caught out on the train and on a long haul flight. On the train the door auto closed which I for some reason I thought meant it was locked. Some bloke opened the door whilst I was halfway through my business of #2. He just walked off and I then locked the door. On the long haul flight I went into the disabled toilet as it was the only one free and it had two locks on it only I didn't realise only the lower one locked the door. This time a woman opened the door on me whilst I was sat there minding my own business. Funny how no other species have any of the hangups us humans have created for ourselves over the years.