Where is the best place to meet women?

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lemonkettaz said:
2am the queens at bishop...

ya cant lose!










note: only applies to the men who like fat ugly estate women with a few kids, or ones desperate for kids to claim benefits

You need to move about 35 miles north and try Newcastle, around the Central Station area. I haven't been to Queens since I was 18, it was awful then and I've heard it's worse now! :p
 

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AJUK said:
The first thing you need to do is stop trying.

There's a difference between trying and trying too hard. Not trying could imply to OcUK that watching TV and playing videogames all day is a good way to meet women.
 
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Johanson said:
El thats the worst advice ever. I don't think he wants STD's. :o


Yeah you are right.....I was only looking at things from my perspective as usually i use of these in instances like that

condoms.jpg



:D
 

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ElRazur said:
Must you kiss everything that comes your way? I dont anyway. It feels akward but after several "meets" you get use to it. :D

What about when you are taking it off and you accidently get a bit of her on a bit of you? :p
 
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heres a fool proof plan to meet hot sexy women :cool: i call it "i gotta pick someone up from the airport"

1) grab 1 friend
2) SUIT UP!
3) grab an empty small suit case
4) drive to airport
5) sneak into baggage collection
6) throw bag on carousel
7) pretend to be International , young successful , wealthy businessman
8) bump into sexy lady
9) inform her you just got back from tokyo on a very important meeting
10) NAIL HER :cool:
 
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Killa_ken said:
heres a fool proof plan to meet hot sexy women :cool:

1) grab 1 friend
2) SUIT UP!
3) grab an empty small suit case
4) drive to airport
5) sneak into baggage collection
6) throw bag on carousel
7) pretend to be International , young successful , wealthy businessman
8) bump into sexy lady
9) inform her you just got back from tokyo on a very important meeting
10) NAIL HER :cool:

Shouldn't that end at:

6) Get shot by police for acting very suspiciously like a terrorist trying to sneak a bag into an airport?
 
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