OP is the most boring troll I have ever seen.
This. But I'll give him a 6/10 for effort.
Those 6 points are for using the 'rainforest' retailer name in this thread and doesn't appear to have been noticed yet.
OP is the most boring troll I have ever seen.
OP is the most boring troll I have ever seen.
My spoon is too big!
This is 100% fraudulent!
It is illegal for companies to allow internet only orders and not take phone orders.
The government has set up a special website to report businesses like this:
www.oft.gov.uk/they-are-not-a-shop