Where's the Friday Joke?

[J1234]

Bloke picks up a chinese girl at a disco and takes her home.

She says "Me so horny, me do anything for you!"

He says "How about a 69?"

"You **** off, me no cook this time of night".

Haha, finally, a funny joke!!

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

I thought the ice cream van one deserved more of a mention!

The duck in the cinema one was atrocious!

 

[Prophet]

The duck in the cinema one was atrocious!

Quack!

Hows about this...

A man and his wife are having sex.

Fifteen minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes. Sweat is pouring off both of them.

The wife finally looks up and says, "What's the matter, darling, can't you think of anyone else, either?"

 

[icey_haj]

Bloke picks up a chinese girl at a disco and takes her home.

She says "Me so horny, me do anything for you!"

He says "How about a 69?"

"You **** off, me no cook this time of night".

I dont get it?

 

[KaHn]

I dont get it?

leave!

KaHn

 

[Lysander]

I dont get it?

I don't get it either!

 

[J1234]

Did you hear about the cheese grater Stevie Wonder's wife bought him for his birthday?






He said it was easily the most violent book he has ever read.

 

[uv]

I don't get it either!

neither do I :/

 

[KaHn]

You're both numpties.

69 is a sexual position but in most Chinese Take Aways each meal has a number beside it.

He asked for a 69, she thought it was food, she told him to **** off.

KaHn

 

[Booner!]

Here:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17863995

OP is a joke.

 

[Lysander]

Did you hear about the cheese grater Stevie Wonder's wife bought him for his birthday?






He said it was easily the most violent book he has ever read.

Why would a blind man mistake a cheese grater for a book?



Did you hear about the washing machine Stevie Wonder's wife bought him for his birthday?

He said it was the biggest sandwich he'd ever eaten.

 

[Tefal]

Why would a blind man mistake a cheese grater for a book?

braille, grating his fingers, book violent for grating his finger it's part pun part joke...

 

[b1uepower]

neither do I :/

oh dear.. theres no hope..

 

[Spend_day]

hehe its so bad its funny.. or maybe i'm just really bored hmmm

i quite liked it

then again im bored out of my skull

 

[uv]

Did you hear about the washing machine Stevie Wonder's wife bought him for his birthday?

He said it was the biggest sandwich he'd ever eaten.

That is ******* hilarious

 

[Lysander]

braille, grating his fingers, book violent for grating his finger it's part pun part joke...

Yes but he'd still work out it was a cheese grater wouldn't he? WOULDN'T HE??? Bah

 

[Booner!]

Why would a blind man mistake a cheese grater for a book?



Did you hear about the washing machine Stevie Wonder's wife bought him for his birthday?

He said it was the biggest sandwich he'd ever eaten.

Oh man that had me laughing!

 

[slambo69]

Yes but he'd still work out it was a cheese grater wouldn't he? WOULDN'T HE??? Bah

Wouldnt he work out a washing machine made of metal isnt a sandwhich?

 

[Snakedoctor]

Wouldnt he work out a washing machine made of metal isnt a sandwhich?

He puts the "b" in subtle.

 

[Jleo]

Get out you're drunk!

A drunk walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the barman politely shows him the door with a gently nudge in the right drection, 5 minutes later the drunk arrives in again asking for a drink, he's told that he's drunk and showed the door the 2nd time. Another 5 minutes passes and the drunk arrives in again asking for a drink, the barman is really starting to get peeved off and shouts at the drunk man "how many times do you have to be told you're drunk and you're getting no drink now get out!" the drunk man looks at him bewildered and slurrs "Hi Hic..up how manny barzz do you work in anyhow?"