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This thread is positively excremental.
A good way to solve the problem, but not only that; it solves the issue of loud water splashing and splashback, when you are doing the business and there is someone next to you in the cubicle and you do not want to make the ultra splashing sound from it hitting the water, then you need to get some loo roll and lay across the seat so you can lower the precious into the water safely without the noise disturbing the person nextdoor.
Not only that, when flushing it goes down fine, however if you have the same situation again of the precious rising, you can grab hold of the two ends of the loo roll and save the precious by swinging it out of the loo and swing it around like it is in a hammock, above your head if you wish and it will be saved.
*I do not do this by the way.
lol at "the precious"
Soldato
I was in an Indian restaurant with a friend a few months ago, we had just finished the meal and he gets up and goes to the toilet. About 20 minutes pass and I'm sitting there alone at the table, having already paid and waiting to leave, wonder what the hell is going on. Cue my friend walking rapidly towards me motioning frantically for us to leave.
Apparently he'd blocked the toilet, tried to flush a few times and now the water was mere millimetres from overflowing!
So he'd locked the door from the inside, climbed over the top of the cubicle and just left it.
We bailed on the whole situation and never looked back.
(we'd had a fair bit of wine in our defence and though the whole thing was hilarious, looking back on it though it might have been kinder to have told them
)
Apparently he'd blocked the toilet, tried to flush a few times and now the water was mere millimetres from overflowing!
So he'd locked the door from the inside, climbed over the top of the cubicle and just left it.
We bailed on the whole situation and never looked back.
(we'd had a fair bit of wine in our defence and though the whole thing was hilarious, looking back on it though it might have been kinder to have told them
)
Soldato
Nothing worse than flooding bringing live cables to the surface.
Fully lol'd at this.
This, haha. Thank youYou sir have just brightened up my day
I remember my mate coming out of a toilet very unimpressed. They guy that done it to him must have got the idea from a sketch show but;
Mate was casually pooing away when all of a sudden -
Cubicle guy - hello
mate - erm
cubicle guy - HELLLO
mate - erm hello.
cubicle guy - honey am going to have to phone you back some ****ing idiot in the cubicle next to me keeps trying to talk to me!
He pretty much ran out of the toilet! Classic.
Mate was casually pooing away when all of a sudden -
Cubicle guy - hello
mate - erm
cubicle guy - HELLLO
mate - erm hello.
cubicle guy - honey am going to have to phone you back some ****ing idiot in the cubicle next to me keeps trying to talk to me!
He pretty much ran out of the toilet! Classic.
Soldato
I had this - the toilet looked like the water was a little higher than usual, but nothing blocking it and all nice and clear.
I sit down, do my business and flush - to rapidly see my absolute tree trunk of a log rapidly rising.
Just as I ran out the loo, I heard the unmistakable sound of a lot of water hitting an ice cold toilet floor.
I don't work there anymore.
I sit down, do my business and flush - to rapidly see my absolute tree trunk of a log rapidly rising.
Just as I ran out the loo, I heard the unmistakable sound of a lot of water hitting an ice cold toilet floor.
I don't work there anymore.
Soldato
Begbie - that's a well known joke... your mate might have been having you on
Soldato
LOL
First laugh of the the day, cheers dude!
First laugh of the the day, cheers dude!
Soldato
A good way to solve the problem, but not only that; it solves the issue of loud water splashing and splashback, when you are doing the business and there is someone next to you in the cubicle and you do not want to make the ultra splashing sound from it hitting the water, then you need to get some loo roll and lay across the seat so you can lower the precious into the water safely without the noise disturbing the person nextdoor.
Not only that, when flushing it goes down fine, however if you have the same situation again of the precious rising, you can grab hold of the two ends of the loo roll and save the precious by swinging it out of the loo and swing it around like it is in a hammock, above your head if you wish and it will be saved.
*I do not do this by the way.
I thought a few sheets of TP for a landing pad were standard procedure when you're operating in an enemy DZ?
Soldato
Soldato
Yay! A poo thread, been a while .
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Soldato
Associate
Nice! Made me laugh that did.
Mate of mine, Glasgweigian chap, was leaving a company who were complete iijuts and whom he hated - the top brass had a "private" loo with door pin code...that was frequented by a receptionist who knew the code........
So he sabotages the loo by for the top brass by...dumping a muddy field camoflaged torpedo of epic proportions into the cistern......
Later that afternoon said receptionist was seen crying and leaving the toilet rapidly after flushing many times wondering why more brown stew kept going into the toilet, blocking it and over flowing onto the floor and into the hallway.
Hats off to the impromptu poo genius!
Mate of mine, Glasgweigian chap, was leaving a company who were complete iijuts and whom he hated - the top brass had a "private" loo with door pin code...that was frequented by a receptionist who knew the code........
So he sabotages the loo by for the top brass by...dumping a muddy field camoflaged torpedo of epic proportions into the cistern......
Later that afternoon said receptionist was seen crying and leaving the toilet rapidly after flushing many times wondering why more brown stew kept going into the toilet, blocking it and over flowing onto the floor and into the hallway.
Hats off to the impromptu poo genius!
Associate
I'm secretly terrified of my poo coming back from the unknown!!!