Whew! That was close...

kippermitten said:
Nice! Made me laugh that did.

Mate of mine, Glasgweigian chap, was leaving a company who were complete iijuts and whom he hated - the top brass had a "private" loo with door pin code...that was frequented by a receptionist who knew the code........
So he sabotages the loo by for the top brass by...dumping a muddy field camoflaged torpedo of epic proportions into the cistern......

Later that afternoon said receptionist was seen crying and leaving the toilet rapidly after flushing many times wondering why more brown stew kept going into the toilet, blocking it and over flowing onto the floor and into the hallway.

Hats off to the impromptu poo genius!
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OMG seriously, that is... just... :eek:
 
kippermitten said:
Nice! Made me laugh that did.

Mate of mine, Glasgweigian chap, was leaving a company who were complete iijuts and whom he hated - the top brass had a "private" loo with door pin code...that was frequented by a receptionist who knew the code........
So he sabotages the loo by for the top brass by...dumping a muddy field camoflaged torpedo of epic proportions into the cistern......

Later that afternoon said receptionist was seen crying and leaving the toilet rapidly after flushing many times wondering why more brown stew kept going into the toilet, blocking it and over flowing onto the floor and into the hallway.

Hats off to the impromptu poo genius!
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This Side Up said:
OMG seriously, that is... just... :eek:
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CLASS
 
A few years ago, one of my colleagues had been in the bathroom for an eternity taking a dump of epic proportions. While he was in there, a really important client had come in (a snooty top woman exec from a large company...) and had sat down behind a partition out of his sight. He comes strutting proudly from the bog and announces in a booming voice "Ohhh **** that's better - I'm about 10lbs lighter now!" :o

What happened next? One of those situations where everybody carries on as if nothing happened. After she left he spent the rest of the day in his office - totally inconsolable :D
 
Think yourself lucky you had a toilet brush to push the little bugger down otherwise hands and lots of hand washing a scrubbing under the fingernails for the next year.
 
Not the best thread to read whilst drinking!

Although, for all of you who fear the almighty poo-devil the only solution:

flushtracker.com

Watch those badboys flush away. :cool:
 
5UB said:
A good way to solve the problem, but not only that; it solves the issue of loud water splashing and splashback, when you are doing the business and there is someone next to you in the cubicle and you do not want to make the ultra splashing sound from it hitting the water, then you need to get some loo roll and lay across the seat so you can lower the precious into the water safely without the noise disturbing the person nextdoor.

Not only that, when flushing it goes down fine, however if you have the same situation again of the precious rising, you can grab hold of the two ends of the loo roll and save the precious by swinging it out of the loo and swing it around like it is in a hammock, above your head if you wish and it will be saved.

*I do not do this by the way. :)
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Such a creepy post. Dont ever call it precious again :eek:
 
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