Which celebrity would you hang out with and what would you do?

Probably Terry Pratchett.

Love to meet him and be able to chat with him over a few pints seems like an interesitng bloke with a weird sense of humour and I love his books, just a real shame that Alzheimer's is starting to effect him :(
 
[FnG]magnolia;22053250 said:
Caveat : all of my threads are terrible and I'm almost certain that this one is no different. So, you know, be aware.

I would spend a day with Ellen. We'd chat about her show, about her partner (who is also in one of my favourite ever shows), about her now-defunct comedy series but also her daily show which is uplifting and warm.

I think we'd go to the zoo. I don't imagine that we would say much but it would be a comfortable and expected silence.

For lunch I'd prepare a selection of tapas which Ellen would devour. Perhaps there'd be a surprise guest as we have our glass of sangria. OMG! It's Portia de Rossi and I quiz her mercilessly about whether the film will or will not be made. She's gracious -and so, so hot - but doesn't answer, instead putting her arm around Ellen. Our conversation moves on.

I think we then go to the museum - on Ellen's insistence - and I try to pay for the non-Auckland residents before the cashier realises who she is facing. "Thank you so much!" Ellen gushes and means it. We spend 3 hours looking at things from times long gone before heading out on to the Domain and watching the cricketers finish up.

"I'm hungry again," Ellen says so we go to a Mexican place where the staff pretend not to recognise her but our order arrives very quickly and she murmurs a "thank you" so quietly, so discretely that I almost miss it. The waiter smiles, nods, moves away, maintaining eye contact for as long as he can.

"Let's go to the park," I say and she nods, smiling. We find the kids play park, even though it's dark and rain is threatening, and we tell each other stories - some true, some made up - as we rock back and forth, back and forth, on the swings which we remember from our childhood.

"Did you have a nice day?" I ask.

She smiles.
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You should write some of those 50p paperback erotic/romantic fiction novels you get in newstands.
 
Who: Jessica Alba
What: Bang bang bang ( or try to :D).

Justing Bieber & Punching him repeatedly would be fun too :D.


Nah a guy I'd love to have a chat with is a politician who got shot by a left wing moron in Holland years ago, Pim Fortuyn, the more interviews I watch of him the more I think I'd love to chat about everything with him.
 
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No1newts said:
Probably Terry Pratchett.

Love to meet him and be able to chat with him over a few pints seems like an interesitng bloke with a weird sense of humour and I love his books, just a real shame that Alzheimer's is starting to effect him :(
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I know Terry Pratchett.....we live near each other. He is a pretty normal bloke tbh, he is also currently pretty lucid.
 
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