Which of the following people would you chose to invite to a dinner party?

[Duke]

Was just filling out a regular YouGov survey and this question came up. I thought it would be interesting to know other peoples reply as well.

Which three would you take and which three would you definitely not invite? (from the list below only)

Gordon Ramsay
Jade Goody
Peter Kay
Harold Pinter
David Beckham
Gary Lineker
Richard Branson
Judi Dench
Jordan
Gordon Brown
Richard Dawkins
Billie Piper
Jeremy Clarkson
David Cameron
Michael Moore
Russell Brand
Warren Buffett
Stuart Rose
Michael Palin
Jonathan Ross
Paris Hilton
J K Rowling
Dawn French
Gemma Atkinson
Amy Winehouse
Kylie Minogue
Ben Bernanke
Ian Hislop
Nick Clegg
Fabio Capello
Michael Buble
Martina Hingis

Invite
Jeremy Clarkson - car banter
Richard Branson - business banter
Kylie Minogue - totty

Not invite
Jade Goody - idiot
Russell Brand - idiot
Jonathan Ross - annoying

 

[Duke]

The three with the biggest norks.
If I'm eating dinner I don't want to have people gabbing in my ear or have to talk back while trying to enjoy the meal. Therefore the others can give me something to look at while I masticate.

I was thinking that too, the only problem would be closing your mouth after putting in some food