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Which shorts won't make me look like a fag?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Scuzi, 6 Jun 2006.

  1. Scuzi

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    In the recent hot spell my legs have been suffering, especially under exertion. Sticky trousers suck so I need some shorts. Now, any shorts I've tried wearing make me look like a complete and utter fag hence I need some inspiration for a pair that won't.

    Suggest anything you fancy, as long as it's not a skirt. Would a picture of my shockingly fat and ugly frame help?

    Thanks.
     
  2. Red and White

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    yes, cos then clever people can have fun photoshopping shorts onto you :)
     
  3. ichabod crane

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    need a pic of your pins we can photoshop ;) (damn to slow)
     
  4. The_KiD

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    knee length ones in a combat style are always a winner
     
  5. Bitchplz

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    3 Quatre Lengths are great for summer :cool:
     
  6. Belmit

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    I find combat shorts to be the least fagworthy. Plenty of pocket space too.
     
  7. Red and White

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    for fags tbh

    i have some and i feel like a fag wearing them :(
     
  8. Crispy

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    As a rule they must be just below knee length as an absolute minimum - anything less and you risk looking like an American tourist ;)
     
  9. Greenlizard0

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    Shows us your legs
     
  10. floatindolphin

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    Maybe stop being so gay and the shorts will look fine?
     
  11. Burned_Alive

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    Pretty much the answer (must cover the knee really), 3/4 length = No.
     
  12. SideWinder

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    <3
     
  13. AJUK

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    1980's nylon footballer shorts, with the side split for the win!
     
  14. iCraig

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    Just wear stained Y fronts.
     
  15. The_KiD

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    Agreed was in Italy last week and brought nothing but various shades of combat shorts, had everything I needed in pockets all over the place, only downside is, on leaving the pub takes ages to find the car keys ;)
     
  16. Scuzi

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    Awesome idea :cool:
    Photoshop shorts onto me. It's the only sort of half decent pic I have of me including my legs.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. nero120

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    I guess it depends if you dont want to look like filtered or unfiltered?
     
  18. Scuzi

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    I could get out my big Montecristo for the pic but I don't think it would go down well on this forum.
    The anti-smoking brigade would attack.
     
  19. james.miller

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  20. Kell_ee001

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    Them :D