white men can't jump - black men can't swim?

[neoboy]

I can't swim damnit! I'm letting the white man down

 

[bhavv]

When 15-year-old DeKendrix Warner accidentally stepped into deeper water while wading in the Red River in Shreveport, he panicked.

JaTavious Warner, 17, Takeitha Warner, 13, JaMarcus Warner, 14, Litrelle Stewart, 18, Latevin Stewart, 15, and LaDarius Stewart, 17, rushed to help him and each other.

Wow, I cant stop laughing.

They cant swim and they all jump into the water to help, and end up drowning, roffle!!!

I'm honestly surprised when I find out people can't swim. I think I'm quite a tolerant person (unless Tangosixteen is involved), but really; who can not swim?

I cant swim. Spent about 4 years doing swimming classes while at school, and I still couldnt do anything without floats.