Who do I ring to get a bird out the chimney?

Podmonkey · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:46

Either fetch her pimp or pay her the money you owe her and she will leave of her own accord.

Participant · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:48

Actually you need this man

He scares the birds away very effectively.

SkScotchegg · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:53

lol at all your silly replies, well someone is coming to collect it now, so its sorted. I knew I heard sommat last night but nobody believed me, and then today I came in and I heard it again so am 100% sure now. I just hope it is a bird and not a rat or sommat lol.

Participant · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:57

What's a sommat?

Cosimo · 3 Feb 2011 at 17:00

SkScotchegg said:
lol at all your silly replies, well someone is coming to collect it now, so its sorted. I knew I heard sommat last night but nobody believed me, and then today I came in and I heard it again so am 100% sure now. I just hope it is a bird and not a rat or sommat lol.

You didn’t expect to get sensible answers did you?

Who is coming around?

JaffaJedi · 3 Feb 2011 at 17:00

simulatorman said:
You didn’t expect to get sensible answers did you? Who is coming around?

The birds father

A.N.Other · 3 Feb 2011 at 17:04

Robbie G said:
What's a sommat?

A cross between a stoat and a wombat. Bad **** to have in your chimney - bad luck, OP

SkScotchegg · 3 Feb 2011 at 17:15

sommat = something.....this is how we talk in leeds lol

Loony-Luke · 3 Feb 2011 at 22:08

its just a bird...some might say but I say save it

SkScotchegg · 8 Feb 2011 at 04:32

its just a bird...some might say but I say save it

I did, and I have!