Who else licks up their teardrops?

Eye boogers?

....... :/

In a research conducted by the Weizmann Institute of Science in Rehovot, Israel, emotional tears from women have been found to reduce sexual arousal in men. Emotional tears are made up of a different chemical component than those evoked by eye irritants and can relay chemical messages to others.[12] The change in sex drive could be attributed to the drop in testosterone provoked by the chemicals in the tears meant to reduce aggression. In the animal world, it has been found that some blind mole rats would rub tears all over their bodies as a strategy to keep aggressive mole rats away.[13]

Basically what this means is that Op is either laughing so much at something that his eyes water and he needs a rapid drink to quench the thirst from all the laughing....


...Or is an emotional mess with no testosterone....or is a mole rat trying to keep predators at bay :p

Place bets on which one in 3..2..1..
 
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Hmmm, tears made up from 3 layers:

Inner layer: Mucus (to even the the eye surface)
Middle layer: water (lubs and moisturise)
Outer layer: Oil (to reduce water evaporation)

The certainly don't sound very tasty :)
 
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