why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

Cosimo · 29 Dec 2010 at 12:53

Just rehearsing for that oh my god its big look.

Sho · 29 Dec 2010 at 12:54

PhillyDee said:
You kidding? Women just cannot keep their mouths shut. EVER.

+1

Xavier · 29 Dec 2010 at 12:56

PhillyDee said:
You kidding? Women just cannot keep their mouths shut. EVER.

Unless you ask for a BJ.

flibbage0 · 29 Dec 2010 at 12:59

Xavier said:
Unless you ask for a BJ.

Haha

littleL · 29 Dec 2010 at 23:31

I dont keep my mouth open when I put on mascara, NEVER have done NEVER will do

TheCenturion · 29 Dec 2010 at 23:38

OP, is either pic of your GF?

Megahurtz400 · 29 Dec 2010 at 23:42

trigger-happy said:
I just told gf to apply mascara with her mouth closed, she did it successfully... then she decided to fall over. Women are a strange breed of human.

Best thing ive read in ages on here!

Castiel · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:31

trigger-happy said:
This has baffled me completely! why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

Because it takes more than 20 seconds to apply mascara I suspect.

How many women do you know that can keep it closed longer....

PardonTheWait · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:33

Castiel said:
Because it takes more than 20 seconds to apply mascara I suspect.

How many women do you know that can keep it closed longer....

Good work my friend

Deadbeat · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:44

littleL said:
I dont keep my mouth open when I put on mascara, NEVER have done NEVER will do

Are you sure? Maybe you do and never realised it

Greenlizard0 · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:45

Strange, I've seen lots of images with women like that. But never without a penis.

Cosimo · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:48

Greenlizard0 said:
Strange, I've seen lots of images with women like that. But never without a penis.

Get back to watching your porn.

Freelanc3r · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:50

simulatorman said:
Stops the eyes from blinking which prevents a massacre.

I just tried blinking with my mouth open. Owh

blueshift · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:51

simulatorman said:
Stops the eyes from blinking which prevents a massacre.

An eye massacre

blueshift · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:51

try sneezing with your eyes open

trigger-happy · 30 Dec 2010 at 00:52

blueshift said:
An eye massacre

yea, it massacres the eye.

2StepSteve · 30 Dec 2010 at 01:38

Freelanc3r said:
I just tried blinking with my mouth open. Owh

I tried this and I was ok and suffered no ill effects.

meghatronic · 30 Dec 2010 at 02:51

The mouth (especially the tongue) significantly stimulates the motor cortex and sensory cortex even at rest. Applying masacra requires concentration and fine motor control (if you value your eyesight) so the brain says STFU to the mouth. This usually results in an open mouth, stuck out tongue... driblling... etc. Or was that a stroke....

LOAM · 30 Dec 2010 at 03:48

Catching flies for a tasty snack.

Justintime · 30 Dec 2010 at 03:50

2StepSteve said:
I tried this and I was ok and suffered no ill effects.

Same, not hard to do at all.