why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

[EdGey]

Because it takes more than 20 seconds to apply mascara I suspect.

How many women do you know that can keep it closed longer....

 

[ElvisFan]

Correct answer:

Less tension in the neck with mouth open while looking up.

Man answer:

Birds look sexy applying mascara with their mouths open.

 

[The Funktopus]

Where you see an annoyance I see an opportunity!

-John Leslie

 

[trigger-happy]

Correct answer:

Less tension in the neck with mouth open while looking up.

Man answer:

Birds look sexy applying mascara with their mouths open.

+1

 

[wilko49]

try sneezing with your eyes open

Possible, but hurts like hell. Do not recommend.

 

[trigger-happy]

Possible, but hurts like hell. Do not recommend.

meh, myth says that your eyes will pop out if you do that.

 

[Knubje]

I had to Google mascara

M-M-M-M-MAN POINTS!

 

[Marky]

It's an invitation.

LMAO

 

[jaybee]

I had to Google mascara

So they can multitask

LOL

 

[Sp00n]

openmouthpenisloletc....

 

[trigger-happy]

LOL

+1

 

[lurkio]

It's an invitation.

+1

 

[sorn21]

Where you see an annoyance I see an opportunity!

-John Leslie

LOL!

Penis goes here.

 

[steve-h]

Tilt your head back... you'll uncover the mystery!

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

So they can multitask

Told my wife to sit down and shut the **** up last night, she found it impossible

 

[Sp00n]

Lolbump?

 

[Mr-White]

Told my wife to sit down and shut the **** up last night, she found it impossible

Get her a ball gag

MW

 

[SideWinder]

My girlfriend used to do it but taught herself not to do it. Evolution.

 

[Dicehunter]

This has baffled me completely! why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

As a man I can never understand the concept of women opening their mouth while applying mascara. Opening the mouth provides no benefit. Is it an involuntary spasm or something?

Because women are all freaks.

 

[Loony-Luke]

LMAO this thread is funny