Wife just phoned to say she dented the car

Sp00n · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:37

Will Gill said:
yeah its true, if the cops stop you just say "Maximum Triceratops" and they will leave you alone - true story, go try it

Will do

stulid · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:38

at least the chassis looks straight.

DRZ · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:41

Great thread. A++, would read again.

Also, good username. Not quite WHAT!!! levels of greatness though...

sigma · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:41

Pics of the wife or gtfo.

ZG002 · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:44

write off tbh,

Cupra · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:50

ZG002 said:
write off tbh,

yeah probably, whilst pleasuring another man

snowball1 · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:57

If it's anything like my missus, a you can hardly see it scratch actually turns out to be a huge scrape down the side of both doors!

Howard · 2 Nov 2010 at 16:00

Username of the year tbh

Cookeh · 2 Nov 2010 at 17:44

Howard said:
Username of the year tbh

+1

Also, details man!

Gin0rm0 · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:00

Did I miss the pics?

Pete19s · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:01

Howard said:
Username of the year tbh

Its the only reason I opened the thread, not a user name I can remember seeing!

Kutter · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:05

Phone her back and tell her you dented the oven, that'll teach her.

loltim · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:07

Worst 'I have a wife' thread ever.

BennyC · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:37

Worst 'I have a dented car' thread ever.

[TW]Fox · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:38

What we need is MikeHiow in here to explain how she hasn't actually dented the car at all.

Housey · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:41

Peerzy · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:43

His expert knowledge will no doubt come from his experiences of having a wife.

classicVin · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:47

tell her to not bother coming home.

Gib_Gib · 2 Nov 2010 at 18:48

It better be worthwhile after the wait

Justintime · 2 Nov 2010 at 19:07

The first and last time (so far) a girlfriend has called me to tell me she dented a motor vehicle (well it was her dads at least) she had smashed it into a trailer being pulled by a tractor in Abingdon on a NSL road.. write off.